Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

humor, drumpf, smp, fake news, trending

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

Ridiculous, president, Government, Politics, united states

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

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RoganCraft Minecraft Server

Intelligent, Podcast, reasonable, conspiracy theories, current events

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

tragic deaths, hate crimes, Jesus, Historical figures, Malcolm X

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Drumpf got wounded! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from building epic structures to fending off zombie hordes with nothing but a block of dirt. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting world domination. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

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PrisonCraft: Where Drumpf Goes to Jail Today!

Accountability, criminal charges, Guilty, Legal System, punishment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the same old, same old because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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Pinktopia

Cross-Play, Factions, Survival, MCMMO

Pinktopia is a long-time SFW Discrord group for Pinktopia; we have created an environment for you to thrive and express yourself creatively and meet other like-minded individuals.

Pinktopia provides fun-filled entertainment for everyone to enjoy. Virtual Proms, Holiday Parties, and so much more!

JOIN OUR DISCORD!~

join.pinktopia.net

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Gvlone

Creative, Server, PvP, Gvlone, cashapp

THE SERVER ISNT READY I will be active in the server and let you know when it is ready!

Support US to keep active! : https://discord.gg/gZJ4XTpZrJ Cashapp: $yvngb0t

23.230.3.7:25777

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Buttercraft: Where the blocks are butter, the cheaters tremble, and toxicity is a total no-go zone. Survival, skyblock, and more!

ButterCraft, strategy game, Renewable, Survival, Quick section

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points	We provide a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, and a friendly community for all skill levels.
Server IP	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of mods are allowed on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods (listed in the server description) are allowed.
Are modded or pirated clients allowed?	No, they are strictly prohibited and will result in immediate banning.
What is the approach to cheating on the server?	Cheating in any form, whether through mods, game exploits, or piracy, is not tolerated and will result in a permanent ban.
Is toxic behavior allowed on the server?	No, any rude behavior, especially personal attacks, is not tolerated.
What type of PvP system does the server have?	The server uses 1.9+ style PvP, with certain modifications to the combat system.
Can I join the server’s Discord?	While not required, joining the Discord is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction. The Discord link can be obtained in-game.

DustSettled Minecraft Server

healing, wishing for a different outcome, Reflection, Closure, growth

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and become friends with Kiara and FWMC, the dynamic duo who have conquered every challenge our server has thrown at them. But watch out, because their arch-nemesis, Evil Enderman, is always lurking around the corner ready to cause chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have magical unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter, and a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server alongside Kiara and FWMC.

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KnavesCraft Minecraft Server

knife, Backstabbing, criminal, Minecraft, KnavesCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you never know what’s lurking around the corner – like that time Steve got a knife in the back from a sneaky creeper! But don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “diamond sword” so you’ll be back in the game in no time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server – just watch your back for those sneaky mobs!

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Drumpf

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions