drumpf – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

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RoganCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Drumpf got wounded! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from building epic structures to fending off zombie hordes with nothing but a block of dirt. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting world domination. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

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PrisonCraft: Where Drumpf Goes to Jail Today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the same old, same old because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant block of cheese, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and tell you hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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CheaterCraft: Revenge Time!

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Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in your relationships? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your cheating frustrations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a giant statue of your ex-partner and blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps to trap any potential cheaters. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is best served blocky. Join now and let the cathartic healing begin!

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TankBlast Minecraft Server

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can craft ur own armour-piercing tank rounds like wtf that’s so insane u gotta join just to see it in action. our server is so lit that even PM Modi wants to visit it, like damn we must be doing something right. join now and be a part of the tank round revolution, who knows maybe u’ll even get to meet Putin while ur at it lol. come on, what are u waiting for? tanks await u in this epic minecraft adventure!

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CannibalCraft: Eat Yourself to Death!

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the djs and creepers as the bouncers.

if you join now, you might just stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco made of diamonds.

our server is so lit that even a suicidal cannibal could technically eat themself to death. but don’t worry, we have a team of magical unicorns ready to revive you with rainbow sparkles and glitter bombs.

so come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Baldur’sCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server, inspired by the Lord of Ambition Edition, is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path (but sorry, you’ll miss out on the sex scene), choose between exploring the Underdark or Mountain Pass (or both if you’re feeling extra adventurous), and face the consequences of consuming tadpoles (spoiler alert: it affects your appearance).

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those annoying streaks of bad luck in rolls, participate in our hilarious polls to determine the fate of romance, race, class, and companions on the server, and don’t forget to check out our outrageous pasta recipes for a quick snack break.

So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a DC21 Wisdom check or two). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SteamyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old usernames? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special feature that generates the most epic and hilarious usernames you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to “Steve123” and hello to “CaptainBananaPants” or “SquidNinjaMaster”!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a golden chicken helmet and bragging rights for life!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato named Spudrick. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat Spudrick in a dance-off will be granted access to the treasure room and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other!

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BabyBumpSurprise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Ella and her crazy family.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of stealing special moments from your half-sister’s big announcements, just like our protagonist did at her own wedding. Watch out for those gender reveals, they might just turn into a full-blown showdown!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic family feuds and intense sibling rivalries. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim victory over your drama-filled relatives?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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SisStayHomeDisneyTrip

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape from real-life responsibilities! Need a break from babysitting your friend’s little sister at Disney World? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world and leave the real world behind. Who needs Epcot when you can explore endless possibilities in our Minecraft universe? Say goodbye to sibling duty and hello to epic adventures with us!

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PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret alliance with Japan to protect our blocks from creepers and zombies! We be building a fortress together and crafting some sick weapons to defend against any mobs tryna mess with us. Plus, we got a sushi bar in the spawn area where u can chow down on some delicious Japanese cuisine while plotting your next epic build. So come join us and be part of the most epic defense pact in Minecraft history!

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SpyCraftWeddingFun

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So, like, imagine this: You’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret spy mission! Yeah, that’s right, we got spies getting caught during a freakin’ wedding photoshoot in Odesa! Can you believe it?!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, where you can uncover top-secret missions, thwart evil plans, and maybe even find love in the midst of chaos. Who knows, you might even become a spy yourself and save the world from total destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest journey of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero of the day, all thanks to a couple of spies and a wedding photoshoot in Odesa. Let’s get this party started!

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ColonialCuisineCraft

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come join our server, mate! we got more fun than a kangaroo on a trampoline! our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the terrible british food. we have more activities than a koala has eucalyptus leaves!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you. or maybe you’re building a castle and a herd of sheep come and start singing the national anthem. anything can happen on our server!

we have more surprises than a kangaroo pouch full of surprises. join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventures of your life. plus, we have a secret room filled with golden carrots that make you fly like a unicorn. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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