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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2934 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.