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imagine mining for diamonds while your neurons are going wild with psychedelic effects, it’s a whole new experience that you won’t find anywhere else. our server is like a virtual acid trip, but without the bad comedown.
join us now and see your minecraft world in a whole new light, literally! who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have neurons firing in all directions? come join the fun and let’s get psychedelic together!
Our research on white matter is like, groundbreaking, dude. We’re looking at this part of the brain and spinal cord that no one has really paid attention to before. And get this – we might be able to use electromagnetic stimuli or drugs to bring your virtual nerves back to life! It’s like a virtual miracle, man.
So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s not just about building cool stuff, but also about healing your virtual injuries, then come on over! Who knows, you might even become the first player to walk again after a tragic fall off a virtual cliff. It’s like Minecraft meets Grey’s Anatomy, but way more fun and blocky.
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★ ➜ |Mini Games over 12!|
★ ➜ |BedWars,SkyWars,MurderMystery,EggWars,CS:GO|
★ ➜ |SpeedBuilders,TheLab,HideAndSeek,PaintBall,TnTTag|
★ ➜ |Clans| |Weddings|
★ ➜ |Skills| |Trampolines|
★ ➜ |Cases| |Drugs|
★ ➜ |Weapons| |Armor of Zeus|
★ ➜ |Casino| |Effects|
★ ➜ |Own spawn| |HP above head|
★ ➜ |Auctions| |Passport|
★ ➜ |Elevators| |Booze|
★ ➜ |Contracts| |Labyrinths|
★ ➜ |Parkour| |Daily Surprises|
★ ➜ |And much more|
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But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.
And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.
Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).
But that’s not all! Our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.
And if you’re feeling brave, try your hand at our custom-built parkour courses that have left even the most skilled players pulling their hair out in frustration. But hey, at least it’s good exercise for your fingers, right?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you can resist the addictive pull of our virtual world. Just remember to set an alarm for when it’s time to log off – we wouldn’t want you to forget to pick up your grandma from the airport because you were too busy mining diamonds.
Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just for being a part of our wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why North Africans, pajeets, and muzzies are willing to go to such great lengths just for a pic on our server! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a castle made of gold blocks? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Easy peasy. Want a taco that never runs out of guac? We gotchu, fam.
And if that ain’t enough to convince u, just know that our server is protected by a squad of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers into oblivion. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans.
| EVO CIVS Server Overview | |
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| Game Version: | JAVA 1.21-1.21.1 |
| Age Requirement: | 14+ |
| Discord: | https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!) |
FAQ:
| No Towny: | Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated. |
| Custom Crafting Recipes: | Enhance gameplay while maintaining a semi-vanilla experience. |
| Strict Rules: | Against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements. |
Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil mobs led by a deranged chicken who thinks he’s the ruler of the server. Take on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry llamas.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Fight against your fellow players in intense duels on top of a giant floating island made entirely of cheese. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of nachos.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Our server is like a giant ice cream sundae with all the toppings – except instead of ice cream, it’s Minecraft, and instead of toppings, it’s insane builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need to relax after a long day of mining? Just hop on our server and let the flavors of fun wash over you like a wave of pure joy.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our top-secret hidden treasure vault, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await. Rumor has it that the vault is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our flavor-packed Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement?
Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.
So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?
SURVIVAL!
Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)
Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,
telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!
Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru
-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-
log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)
free.mc-server.ru
Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.
But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness