Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!
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NanoWastedCraft
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CraftyAutophagyFun
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.
So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
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CraftyDementiaRiskMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!
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ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!
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MineCrafty Riches & Pixie Dust
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find bags of diamonds and stacks of emeralds waiting for you at every turn! Plus, instead of boring old mining, you’ll be on a quest to find bags of 50k gold and 2 pounds of enchanted coke! Who needs real-life treasure hunts when you can have all the riches in the world right at your fingertips in our server? Join now and start your epic adventure!
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PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets
OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!
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IntoxicatedMC
Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!
What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.
Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!
play.intox-mc.net
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BailCraft: No Co-signing Required!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s legal troubles? Look no further!Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!
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BlockyFamilyDrama911
Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who have no respect for your property? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ban annoying relatives from your virtual house and watch them get arrested for trespassing in your pixelated garage.Just like in real life, you can set the rules and enforce consequences for those who dare to defy them. Build your dream house without worrying about unwanted guests breaking your custom golf clubs – unless, of course, you want to watch them suffer the consequences of their actions.
Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
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SweatyPotionLab – Tracking Drugs with Finger Sweat
Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where scientists use finger sweat to track drugs in the bloodstream? Yeah, you read that right! Join our server and you’ll be part of groundbreaking research that aims to detect antibiotics in the bloodstream using fingerprint sweat. No need for special parameters, just sweat it out and get almost the same accuracy as a blood test. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the boring lab coats and safety goggles. So come on and join us for a wild ride of drug-tracking adventures!