Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!
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Normie95% Minecraft SMP
addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards
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BagOfRiches Minecraft Server
BagOfRiches, Cash, consequences, criminal activity, Decision making, Dilemma, drug trafficking, Drugs, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, found money, Greed, illegal substances, law enforcement, Minecraft, MONEY, moral compass, Narcotics, right vs wrong, Server, temptation, temptation vs morality
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and make questionable decisions like finding a bag with $50,000 and 2 pounds of cocaine! Join us for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire with your newfound riches or start a drug empire – the choice is yours! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes you!
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CocaineCraft: The Million Dollar Delivery
cocaine, CocaineCraft, consequences, crime, Dangerous, Delivery, Dilemma, Dollar, drug trafficking, Drugs, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, mail, MILLION, MONEY, Narcotics, Police, Risky, suspicious, temptation, undercover, unexpected, windfall
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen, like receiving $1,000,000 worth of cocaine in the mail! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground drug ring or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – and DEA agents!
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PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server
admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons
The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!
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NanoWastedCraft
alcohol, cost effective, Differences, Drugs, dwarf community, dwarf individuals, dwarfism, financial responsibility, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, money saving, nanism, NanoWastedCraft, self-control, small stature, Sobriety, societal norms, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Unique
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!
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PaganParty Minecraft Server
Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!
Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.
So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!
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CraftyAutophagyFun
Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.
So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server
Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.
So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!
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CraftyDementiaRiskMC
cognitive impairment, cognitive issues, CraftyDementiaRiskMC, dementia, diabetic neuropathy, diverse healthcare settings, Drugs, Evidence, geriatrics, Healthcare, long-term use, low-income, medication, mental health, neurology, older adults, prescriptions, research, Risk, study, tricyclic antidepressantscome join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!
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ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!
aging, biological flaw, brain health, broad potential, cognitive decline, conditions, cure, dementia, dementia with Lewy bodies, dlb, drug therapy, Drugs, enlarged prostate, Healthcare, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, prostate medication, ProstatePotion, risk reduction, side effects, study, Treatmentcome join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!
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MineCrafty Riches & Pixie Dust
Cash, cash discovery, cocaine, criminal activity, Decision making, Dilemma, drug dealing, drug money, drug possession, drug trafficking, Drugs, dust, ethical dilemma, financial windfall, found money, illegal substances, minecrafty, MONEY, moral compass, morality, PIXIE, Riches, temptation, temptation vs. consequences
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find bags of diamonds and stacks of emeralds waiting for you at every turn! Plus, instead of boring old mining, you’ll be on a quest to find bags of 50k gold and 2 pounds of enchanted coke! Who needs real-life treasure hunts when you can have all the riches in the world right at your fingertips in our server? Join now and start your epic adventure!
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PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets
addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UNOMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!
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IntoxicatedMC
Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival
Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!
What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.
Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!
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BailCraft: No Co-signing Required!
addict, addiction, Bail, BailCraft, bondsman, Boundaries, consequences, cosign, cosigning, Decision making, Drugs, family, family gatherings, felony charges, fentanyl, financial issues, Guilt, parole, Prison, required, Respect, Sobriety, squattingWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to hide from your brother-in-law’s legal troubles? Look no further!Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!
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AGCW Kingdoms
A RPG PvP world, AGCW: Kingdoms is all about players joining or establishing towns and/or property and then making friends and enemies. Currently in Beta setup those looking for a head start in a new RPG world have found the place. – Diverse multi-class system – Very hard and unique monsters – Mature 3rd party & custom plugins – Dragon Travel, Party System, Dungeons, & More!
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Shiny Network
We are a brand new network. We use BungeeCord to connect our servers together, so there are no plugin errors between worlds. A smooth and wonderful experience is awaiting you at ShinyNetwork!
Factions: Team up with your friends, or new players you’ve never met! Rule the server! KitPvP Vanilla Creative RolePlay: [Coming Soon]
Dwarves Vs Zombies: [Coming Soon]
MiniGames: [Coming Soon]
Prison/Drug: [Coming Soon]
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LeCrafterMan
This Is An Awesome Survival/Economy Server With Claiming! Join For Le’ Fun
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OreCraft Network
“A community driven server with a thirst for meeting basic player needs and keeping them happy. Here at Orecraft, we believe that the player comes first and we’re doing everything we can to ensure that our servers are tailor made for player enjoyment.
Our survival server is our flagship server. The original and some would say the best. Survival has been finely tuned over many months to enable players to get the most out of interacting with other players and building their own structures. PvP is enabled on survival but is disabled around claims to give players breathing room to build.
Our kitpvp and factions servers are designed to cater for players who have a competitive streak as well as allowing a way for players to express their aggressive nature without being banned on our less competitive servers. PvP is enabled everywhere except at spawn locations.
Our creative and skyblock servers are for those who are peaceful at heart. No pvp is allowed and we challenge our players on both servers in different ways. Creative challenges players to create truly magnificent structures within large plot confines and skyblock challenges players to make the most of the resources they are given. Our artistic and logical players get the most out of these servers.
Last but most definitely not least we have our prison server. A server that is designed for those who enjoy being ambitious and having goals set for them by the server itself. The prison itself is a state of the art custom built design with many areas to explore. The prison server also includes features such as a black market for greater community interaction and a law enforcement system to ensure that prison feels like a real prison with one crucial difference… It’s an enjoyable experience!… This Is OreCraft.”
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Icewynd
Come join the fun on one of the best Minecraft networks!
Factions Survival Creative Skyblock KitPvP
Visit our web site and sign up on our forums at www.icewynd.net
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Modded Network
Performance! Performance is an important to us, we are always looking ways to improve on it.So, you don’t need to worry about bad performance!
Friendly A friendly community that help each other, laugh together, and most of all make friendship.
Support We have great support staff who are working hard around the clock to answer your questions, We even have a discord bot that help with support. With discord bot we had program it to read your crash report or log if you upload them to the channel. Then it will provide you with simple fixes.
Unique modpacks With cool unique modpacks you can explore, fight bosses, adventure into dungeons, become the most powerful player in our network.
Join Today at Play.ModdedNetwork
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WoopGaming
Factions » Raiding, Griefing, and Lockpicking
PvP » Intense PvP with MCMMO and more.
PvE » Unique Mobs with Custom Loot and dangerous dungeons.
Slimefun » Over 500 unique and custom craftables never seen in Minecraft!
Custom Maps » Landscapes and Trees never seen in Minecraft before.
Economy » Become rich in a player driven economy.
Diverse Community » A friendly international community from all corners of the globe.
1.10 READY
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MCRanger
MCRanger
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FTB Unleashed
•Player Shops •Skills (Mining, Woodcutting and more ) •Just join and build no stupid signup. •Griefprevention with modded protection •Taxes Plugin (ChestShop 8% tax) and Balance Budget Tax, Type /tax) •MobCash rewards •Timbermod, Choptree, Treeassist •No rollbacks •Unleashed 1.1.7 •Low banned items •Awesome voting rewards (See website for details) •Sick ass staff
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NutzPvP
NutzPvP COME JOIN NOW OP PVP AND RAID FACTIONS!! WE HAVE FACTIONS, PVP ACTION OP KITS THAT U CAN USE AND AMAZING COMMUNITY/STAFF JOIN NOW TO HAVE SOME NUTZPVP FUN!! 🙂
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