Drugs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	1683

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord: Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Is there a ranking system on the server?

Yes, there is a ranking system based on progression and achievements within the prison.

2. Are there special events held regularly on the server?

Yes, the server includes PvP events like King of the Hill, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for players to participate in and earn rewards.

3. Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server maintains a fair balance for all players, with limited benefits for donators to ensure a level playing field.

4. Can players access unique cosmetics on the server?

Yes, players have access to hundreds of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to customize their characters.

5. Are there additional activities available for players besides the main progression system?

Yes, players can engage in activities such as farming gems, completing quests, selling items at the Commissary, fishing in B Ward, and more.

6. How can I get more information or connect with the server community?

You can visit the server’s website at https://dnmc.net or join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

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BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

backfiring, Blacks, BlockyBodycams, bodycams, brutality, Demand, Drugs, erratic behavior, fighting cops, footage, Hole, injustice, Minecraft, narrative, PR disaster, reality check, resisting arrest, saving grace, smp, Ultimate Weapon, unarmed victim, weapon

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Middle School Minecraft SMP Sex College Guy Drugs

“Youth, Awareness, cautionary tale, college, college guy, consequences, criminal activity, dangerous behavior, Drugs, education, Exploitation, guy, illegal activity, middle, middle school, Minecraft, peer pressure, poor choices, regret, risky behavior, School, sex, smp, substance abuse, teenage years, temptation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is diamonds and the only way to level up is by building the most epic rollercoaster in the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous behavior. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as that one middle schooler who allegedly traded favors with a college guy for drugs. But hey, at least in our world, you can just trade diamonds for enchanted gear instead! So come on in and see what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

Crafty Stoner’s Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction recovery, benzos, cocaine, concerns, Crafty, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug counseling., drug education, drug overdose, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug safety, drug stream, drug use, Drugs, heroine, Minecraft, Server, small doses, Stoners, substance abuse

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6365	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride that will make you forget all about your concerns! Join us and embark on a journey where the only drugs we’re addicted to are the ones made of pixels and blocks.

Stronny, our resident streamer, may have a questionable taste in drugs in real life, but in Minecraft, she’s all about that virtual high. Watch as she builds the craziest structures while under the influence of imaginary cocaine, heroine, and benzos. Who needs real drugs when you can get high on creativity and endless possibilities in our server?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of crafting and exploring. Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real drugs involved, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building!

The Domesticated Human – Minecraft SMP

#Affini, #best_interests, #collective_kink_writing, #consensual_nonconsent, #Florets, #Human_Domestication_Guide, #hypercapitalist_hellscape, #kink_writing_project, #outer_space, #precursor_civilization, #public_speaking, #Xenodrugs, AO3, care, discussion, domesticated, Drugs, Fiction, Human, Minecraft, Pets, ROM, smp, Wiki

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Imagine a world where aliens from outer space, known as the Affini, are determined to domesticate humanity using Xenodrugs. Yes, you heard that right – they want to turn us all into their beloved Florets, whether we like it or not! But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about human domestication, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, care, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even become a beloved Floret yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

FloodedVacation Minecraft SMP

city, clothes, Drugs, feeling, Flood, FloodedVacation, Food, Girlfriend, Job, Loser, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Overpriced, playing cs2, Problems, smoking weed, smp, Struggling, Therapist, Therapy, useless, vacation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a loser? Do you need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you forget all about your problems.

Forget therapy, join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those expensive therapy sessions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual escape that’s way more fun and way less expensive? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

A, ACO, alcohol, bodysnatcher, Born, Chad, clubbing, co, Drugs, genetics, jocks, Legend of Korra r34, Minecraft, Miracle, Mongolian Stopmotion Forums, nhentai, partygoers, Piloting, Rugby, smp, square jaw, Stars, VIRGINITY, working out

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

KetCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, criminal behavior, Decision making, drug consumption, drug culture, drug dealing, drug purchase, drug temptation, drug use, Drugs, illegal activities, illegal substances, KẾT, KetCraft, Minecraft, peer influence, peer pressure, risky behavior, Server, substance abuse, substance experimentation, substance misuse, temptation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

So like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly some dude comes up to you and whispers “Hey, wanna buy some ket?” And you’re like, “What the heck? This is a Minecraft server, not a drug deal!” But then you realize that this server is so wild and crazy that anything goes! Join now for a totally unique gaming experience where you never know what kind of shady deals you’ll stumble upon. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends… or enemies. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be high on ket too!

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

ballot, cucked state, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, Drugs, election, legalization, Magic, magic mushrooms, massachusetts, Massachusetts ballot, Massachusetts election, Massachusetts politics, Mushroom, mushrooms, Politics, psychedelics, smp, state laws, Tomorrow, Voting, voting rights

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Quirky Quince Quests

alphabet, alphabet books, books, Childhood, childhood books, Disappointment, education, Expectations, Fruit, growing up, Language, learning, Letters, Literature, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, quince, quirky, reading, Surprises, vocabulary

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more quince than you can shake a stick at! seriously, it’s like a quince paradise up in here. we have quince trees, quince houses, quince armor, you name it!

not only that, but we also have a secret underground quince society that you can join if you prove your worth by battling a giant quince monster. it’s intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights.

plus, our staff is made up entirely of talking quinces who will guide you on your quest for quince domination. they may be a little sour at times, but they mean well.

so come on down to our quince-tastic minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the quince king!

What is the IP for EvanFinity Minecraft Server?

EvanFinity, fortnite, Gaming, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

EvanFinity is a talented content creator who specializes in gaming and tech reviews on YouTube. With a passion for video games and technology, Evan brings insightful commentary and expertise to his content. He has gained a dedicated following for his honest reviews and entertaining gameplay videos. Follow EvanFinity for the latest updates on the hottest games and tech products.

Which Minecraft servers are similar to MineGlobe ?

anti p2w, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, Earth, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, MCMMO, minecraft network, Mini Games, Minigames, Play, playing hours, Servers, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Website, zero lag

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8517	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Cosmic Craft – Cosmic Craft offers a variety of gamemodes including Skyblock, Factions, and Creative. With custom features and a dedicated community, Cosmic Craft provides a similar immersive experience to MineGlobe.
Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide range of minigames and unique gameplay modes. With custom content and a thriving player base, Hypixel offers a similar level of excitement and engagement as MineGlobe.
Arkham Network – Arkham Network features gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, and Factions with custom features and a strong community. If you enjoy the custom content and gameplay elements of MineGlobe, Arkham Network is a great server to explore.
ManaCube – ManaCube offers gamemodes such as Survival, Skyblock, and Parkour with custom plugins and events. With a focus on player experience and engagement, ManaCube provides a similar level of immersion and entertainment as MineGlobe.
PixelmonCraft – If you’re a fan of Pixelmon and Minecraft, PixelmonCraft is a server that combines the two for a unique gameplay experience. With custom features and a dedicated community of Pokemon trainers, PixelmonCraft offers a similar level of creativity and enjoyment as MineGlobe.

ms.mineglobe.org

FattyLounge

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Skyblock No paid ranks Custom cosmetic ranks Multiplayer PVP Building Economy Minigames Creative Vanilla RPG Faction Hardcore Modded Whitelist Community Adventure Pixelmon Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

FattyLounge is a server I started that has Survival and Skyblock. It also has no paid ranks, so everyone is on an even playing field. However, I do occasionally give out custom cosmetic ranks.

fattylounge.com

OPGods: Where inmates become PvP pros

1.16, 1.17, build battle, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Grief Prevention, inmates, KitPvP, Minigames, OPGods, Other, Prison, Pros, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Java IP	OPGods.net
Bedrock IP	OPGods.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/opgods

Website: https://www.opgods.net

Welcome to OPGods

The ultimate OP-Prison server where your journey to becoming the supreme miner begins. Immerse yourself in a world with custom ranks inspired by…

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP OPGods.net. For Bedrock players, use the same IP to connect.

Is there a Discord server for OPGods?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/opgods

Are there custom ranks on the server?

Yes, OPGods features custom ranks inspired by…

Can I visit the OPGods website?

Yes, you can visit our website at https://www.opgods.net

What makes OPGods different from other servers?

OPGods offers a unique OP-Prison experience with custom ranks…

Snail F*cking or Whale Eating Minecraft Server

Abilities, Animals, BIZARRE, Choice, controversial, conversation starter, debate, decision, Eating, ethical dilemma, FANTASY, Fcking, funny, humor, hypothetical, Minecraft, question.., Server, snail, snails, strange, SUPERPOWER, Unique, weird, Whale, Whales

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Buildings Constructed:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the number of snails you can… well, you know. But don’t worry, we also have a special whale buffet for those who prefer a more… filling meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Snail King who grants wishes to those brave enough to face his slimy wrath. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret underwater whale kingdom where you can ride majestic whales into battle against the evil Squidward army.

So, what are you waiting for? Choose your superpower wisely and join us for a wild ride filled with snails, whales, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness.

Iove Japan Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, beautiful places, Cherry Blossoms, culture, Explore, Food, History, Iove, Japan, kyoto, love, Manga, Minecraft, MODERN, Shrines, smp, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6484
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Star Shards Collected:	291
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Do you dream of building a giant sushi castle in Minecraft? Do you want to ride around on a pixelated Godzilla wreaking havoc on unsuspecting villagers? Then this is the SMP for you! Join us on our wacky Japanese-themed server where you can participate in sumo wrestling tournaments, go on quests to find the legendary samurai sword, and even battle it out in epic anime-style PvP battles. So come on, grab your chopsticks and join us for a truly kawaii Minecraft experience!

Momma’s Baby vs. College Fund

baby, Boundaries, college, college expenses, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, freshman year, fund, Gratitude, helicopter parent, INDEPENDENCE, mommas, mothering, OBLIGATION, parent Facebook group, personal growth, sibling relationship, Social Skills, socialization, special treatment, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as my mom trying to find friends for my sister in college? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of trying to make friends for your virtual blocky character!

Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.

But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	139	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret underground market where you can trade diamonds for useless items like enchanted dirt and golden carrots that make you speak in pig Latin. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your build. So come join us and waste your diamonds in the most ridiculous way possible!

DreamPeeBedFears

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	119	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Are you tired of living in fear every time you go to the bathroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can pee with confidence knowing that you’re not actually peeing your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the guarantee that you won’t wake up in a puddle of pee. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to pee in peace on our server!