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The Dysgenic Freaks Minecraft Server

autists, Delusional, Druggies, dysgenic, dysgenic freaks, empty moralizing, fight back, Freaks, genetically superior elites, Incels, mentalcels, Minecraft, neets, not a cuck, Poorfags, posturing, promote your own interests, Realistic, realpolitiks, reclaim your manhood, Server, take what you desire, trump, yolo

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the genetically superior elites? Do you want to reclaim your manhood and take what you desire? Then join our Minecraft server for dysgenic freaks like you!

On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

airstrikes, base, bombing campaign, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Politics, Raid, Regional, Russian, Russian Air Base, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tensions, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

dental advice, dental appointments, dental care, dental checkup, dental cleaning, dental equipment, dental health, dental hygiene, dental instruments, dental procedures, dental recommendations, dental tools, dental visits, Dentists, metal, oral hygiene, scraping teeth, sharp metal tools, soft bristled toothbrushes, Tools, toothbrush recommendations, toothbrush tips, Toothbrushes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Animals Bred:	77	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

animated short film, Anime, catchy tune, classic remake, creative visuals, Cyberpunk, digital animation, donut, Donut Hole, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Hole, innovation, J-pop, Japanese culture, Minecraft, music video, production ig, Server, Technology, virtual singer, vocaloid, youtube video

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	164	Votes:	7813
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Star Shards Collected:	300
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	3265	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!