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CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

CokeCraft: Euro Billion Bonanza

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like finding a record haul of cocaine worth billions of euros in Germany, except instead of drugs, you’ll find epic loot and treasures worth even more! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a drug cartel, but way more friendly and supportive. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

BallBustersCraft

accident, aim, apartment, apartment building, Ball, BallBustersCraft, Effort, football, ignoring, Kids, loud sound, parents, park, payment, Peaceful, Petty, Plates, Playing, Rude, shattered plates, WINDOW

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1696
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	911

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP

Atrocity, brutality, Corruption, Cruelty, DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP, Darkness, darkness of the soul, Depravity, Despair, Evil, Horror, Humanity, Inhumanity, malevolence, Malice, Monstrous, Sinister, Suffering, Twisted, violence, wickedness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Farms Harvested:	292	Enchantments Applied:	148
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Have you ever seen someone steal all the diamonds from a fellow player’s chest and then blame it on a creeper? Or witnessed a group of players forming a secret alliance to overthrow the server owner and turn the whole place into a giant chicken farm? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the darkest side of humanity comes out to play!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, engaging in intense PvP battles, and uncovering the juiciest drama this side of the blocky universe. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from the mysterious hermit who only communicates through signs to the mad scientist who creates explosive contraptions just for fun.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into chaos, betrayal, and endless laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in this twisted world of pixels and possibilities.

CraftyCrazeMC

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Have you ever felt the rush of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally) as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

KyrgyzRexCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1035	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	266	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got dinosaurs, like for real! Imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or having a pet Velociraptor to guard your base. And get this, we even have a new species called Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, with a super cool orbital brow that will make all the other dinos jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in Kyrgyzstan, so you know it’s gonna be wild. We’ve got mountains to climb, caves to explore, and even hidden treasures to find. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate dino master. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to our prehistoric pals!

AfternoonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your room? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll warm you up faster than standing next to a lava pit in the Nether. Join us and experience the hottest builds, the coolest players, and the craziest adventures this side of the End Portal. So say goodbye to chilly rooms and hello to the hottest server around!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMalesRule

A Second Chance, Anthro, AnthroMalesRule, Broken Sanctuary, Claws of Helion, Electroluxe, Fairytail Chronicles, Frost on her Feathers, Gratitude, Human Males, Loveless Incantation, manhunt, Media, Minecraft, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Songbird, Stories, Survivors of a Shattered World, Tales of Prince Anonymous, toys in bed, Wilderness Hearts, writing guides

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes? Well, look no further than our server, where we have Human Males On Female Anthros General #3241! Join us for the “Toys In Bed” edition and experience a world filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

From broken sanctuaries to frosty feathers, manhunts, shattered worlds, loveless incantations, and tales of prince anonymous, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the fairytail chronicles, wilderness hearts, gratitude, claws of helion, and so much more!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest or a hilarious mishap. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun at our insane Minecraft SMP!

BlanketBanterCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Divine Spears Created:	29
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things sentimental and quirky! Join us and bring your old, tattered blankets to hang on the virtual walls of our world. Need a cozy spot to cuddle up when you’re stressed? We’ve got you covered (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place to showcase your beloved childhood treasures, no matter how faded or stained they may be. Who needs traditional art when you can have a wall full of nostalgic blankets?

And don’t worry about anyone trying to control your decorating choices here. We fully support your right to display your sentimental items wherever you please, even if it’s in the middle of the living room for all to see.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of blanket-hanging adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for that old, tattered blanket you’ve been holding onto for years. Let’s make some memories and create a space that truly feels like home.

CarefreeCraft SMP

CarefreeCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-validation, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Are you tired of being judged for your diamond armor fashion choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all styles, from pink tutus to full-on clown suits! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your dream base, whether it’s a giant toilet or a floating castle made entirely of cake.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like the guy who insists on riding around on a pig named Sir Oinksalot or the girl who communicates solely through interpretive dance. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So, if you’re ready to stop caring what other people think and start having a blast in a wacky world of blocks and pixels, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated dance battle with a creeper or embarking on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

MineCraftyConspiracies

9/11 inside job, aliens, area 51, big brother, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, deep state, false flag, global depopulation agenda, government cover-up, haarp, illuminati, mind control, MineCraftyConspiracies, moon landing hoax, new world order, reptilian overlords, Scary, secret society, surveillance state, vaccine conspiracy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually government spies trying to steal your diamonds? Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and secret underground bases hidden beneath every block. Trust no one, not even the friendly villagers who may be secretly plotting against you. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth and survive the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy? Join now and see if you can outsmart the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

AmazonSurvival Minecraft Server

AmazonSurvival, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gods Slained:	1

u know what’s not struggling? our minecraft server! come join us and escape the chaos of the real world where brazilians are struggling to breathe because the amazon is on fire. on our server, the only thing burning is your passion for building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you won’t be able to breathe from all the excitement on our server! so come join us now and leave the real world behind.