Drug Testing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Epic Drugs Server 2024

drug development, Drugs, drug approvals, drug monitoring, medical advancements

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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Crafty Meds: US vs India

drug manufacturing, Healthcare, patient safety, medication, Generic drugs

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u take those generic drugs and u feel all wacky and weird? well, turns out, if u play on our amazin minecraft server, u will feel even more wacky and weird in the best way possible!

our server is like those generic drugs from india, but in a good way! u will experience so many severe adverse events, but in a fun way! u will be teleported to crazy dimensions, fight giant chickens, and ride on flying pigs! it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss!

join our server now and experience the most epic and insane adventures that will make u never wanna leave! trust us, u won’t regret it!

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ChemicalCraft: BTMPS Overload

drug quality control, drug contamination, OVERLOAD, drug testing, industrial chemical

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our levels is the industrial chemical BTMPS in our fentanyl! our samples contain an average of 7 times more BTMPS than fentanyl, with BTMPS sometimes accounting for more than 50% of a drug sold as “fentanyl.”

why join? because we have the most lit drug-infused minecraft experience you’ll ever find! build your base, mine for resources, and get high on BTMPS all day long. who needs diamonds when you’ve got chemical compounds, amirite?

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate high in minecraft. just watch out for those pesky researchers trying to shut us down. they just jealous of our chemically enhanced gameplay.

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Psycho Rat Rave Server

heroin, opioid crisis, addiction, psychedelic drug, experimental drugs

Yo yo yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are like rats on a psychedelic trip? They be all like “nah man, I don’t need that heroin, I’m too busy building my epic base and slaying dragons in this wacky world!”

Join us on this mind-bending journey where the only drug we need is the rush of mining diamonds and battling creepers. Who needs heroin when you can be high on the thrill of exploring new lands and crafting insane contraptions?

Come on, don’t be a square! Join us on this wild ride and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the madness of this place, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the adventure begin!

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DrugFreeMinecraftSMP

Drugs, drug risks, Drug research, drug legalization, recreational drugs

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer screen! We have so many crazy adventures, like one time we found a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic!

But the best part is, on this server, you can do any drug you want with no negative side effects. That’s right, you can munch on some enchanted mushrooms and ride a rainbow unicorn through the sky without worrying about any bad trips. It’s like a psychedelic paradise, man.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Park Ranger Minecraft Server

public spaces, city, drug use, Urban planning, Ranger

Are you tired of being discriminated against for enjoying a little green in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we welcome all types of plant enthusiasts with open arms! Our parks are so well-maintained, you’ll feel like you’re walking through a botanical garden high on life (and maybe a little something else). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground garden where the rarest and dankest plants grow – but you didn’t hear that from us. So come on over and blaze a trail on our server, you won’t regret it!

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DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

drug education, substance abuse, drug use, Narcotics, drug addiction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

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CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

drug testing, drug trends, Melbourne, drug monitoring, substance abuse

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

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CraftyCheatersUS

athletes’ rights, China, doping scandals, performance-enhancing drugs, international sports

come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos!

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SisDopingCraft SMP

SisDopingCraft, Competitive advantage, anti-doping code, sports integrity, sisters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

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