Drug-Related Suicides MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftySuicideRiskMC

pharmaceuticals, drug reactions, ozempic, public health, medication risks

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

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GraduationGoneWild Minecraft Server

refusing, Best Friend, stress, Server, holiday

Are you tired of the same old boring graduation ceremonies and parties? Join our Minecraft server for a graduation experience like no other!

Instead of walking at graduation, you can ride a pig down the aisle while wearing a diamond helmet. And forget about graduation parties, on our server, we throw epic block-building parties that will blow your mind!

Don’t worry about disappointing your parents, on our server, they can join in on the fun too! We have special quests where you can take your family on a virtual graduation trip to the Nether or the End!

So why settle for a traditional graduation when you can have a Minecraft graduation extravaganza? Join our server now and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next Minecraft update)!

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CoffeeCraftCafe

Chivalry, equal partnership, relationship boundaries, gender stereotypes, meeting friends

Are you tired of traditional gender roles dictating who pays for coffee when meeting friends and family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, so you won’t have to worry about awkward conversations about who should foot the bill.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be paying for is virtual blocks and adventures. No need to stress about impressing anyone with your wallet, just focus on having a great time with fellow gamers who share your values.

So come on over and leave those outdated expectations behind. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so liberating? Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, one block at a time.

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BalticCraft Server: No More Russian Power!

european union, Energy Transition, electricity connection, energy policy, BalticCraft

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Come join our EPIC server where we got the Baltic states connecting to EU electricity after ditching that lame-o Russian supply! Can you imagine the chaos that went down when they made that switch? Creeper explosions everywhere, villagers running for their lives, it was WILD, man!

But hey, now that they’re all powered up and ready to go, you gotta come check out our server and see what kind of crazy contraptions they’ve come up with. We got redstone galore, automatic farms for days, and even a roller coaster that goes through the Nether! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles that go down in our arena – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords, it’s hilarious!

So come on over to our server and join in on the fun. Who needs Russian electricity anyway when you got all this insanity waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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CraftyTradeWar: China vs US tariffs

US, trade negotiations, global economy, trade dispute, economic sanctions

come join our epic minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! we have a tit-for-tat policy with the mobs, so if they attack you, you can attack them right back!

our server is like a virtual trade war, but instead of countries, it’s players battling it out for resources and territory. build your own empire and show those pesky skeletons who’s boss!

plus, we have the best loot drops in all of minecraft! find rare items like diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you conquer the land.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and show china and the us who the real minecraft champions are!

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Madness & Laziness 1.20.5

mad, unmotivated, Frustration, dissatisfaction, irresponsible

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

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MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!

Sis, boundary setting, emotional distress, difficult decisions, family dynamics

Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.

Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

HamasCraft, RETURN, extremism, Conflict, hostages

omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

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Mars Truck Rally

Mars settlement, Rally, mars, space tourism, outer space events

yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

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Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

PIXEL, Realms, ETERNAL

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

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