Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?
Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!
So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera plotline. From custody battles to prison stints, our players have seen it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you need to take a break from the chaos and hang out with your virtual dogs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of dealing with a mom who’s always one step away from calling it quits, while also building epic structures and battling mobs? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, just like real life (but with creepers instead of crackheads). So come on, join us and let the drama unfold!
Looking for a server where your nephew sells your retro games and gets busted for ketamine possession? Look no further! 😂
Join us for a wild ride of eviction notices, ruined carpets, and police reports over stolen dining sets. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! 🤪
Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? 😜
So why wait? Join now and witness the craziest family drama unfold right before your eyes. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks! 🤣🎉
we got crazy parties every night with DJ parrots spinning the hottest tracks, and don’t even get me started on our pet jaguars roaming around like they own the place.
join us for a wild ride through the jungle of fun and adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and blaze it up! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get high on life and minecraft together! 🌿🔥🎮
our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.
plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!
Imagine a world where you can craft potions that give you super speed, strength, and even the ability to fly! Our server is a drug-friendly paradise where you can explore new realms and battle mobs while under the influence of your favorite potions.
But beware, selling dangerous drugs like “Creeper Crack” or “Zombie Dust” will result in being banished to the Nether forever! So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than the game itself is our drug-infused adventures!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as twisted and creative as you are? Need feedback on your character profile? We got you covered. Want to gossip about site drama? We’re all ears. Looking for like-minded partners to explore your deepest, darkest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got it all.
So come on, grab your diamond sword and saddle up your pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, right? Join us today and see why our players keep coming back for more, even if their /c has done some questionable things in the past.
Imagine this: you and your partner are tasked with building the ultimate castle. You spend countless hours mining for resources, crafting the perfect materials, and strategizing your design. But suddenly, your partner disappears, leaving you to do all the work. Sound familiar?
Well, on our server, we value true teamwork and collaboration. No more lazy partners who just sit back and watch while you do all the heavy lifting. Join us and experience the satisfaction of working together towards a common goal.
And hey, if your partner does happen to slack off, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to deal with them – like sending them on a quest to retrieve a rare item, or challenging them to a duel in the arena. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your building skills, teamwork, and determination. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (who actually pull their weight)!
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises. Who needs luck when you have a whole world of blocks to explore and conquer?
Forget about family superstitions, come join our server and create your own luck. Plus, we promise not to kick you out last minute like a certain brother hosting a wedding ceremony!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find a monk nanny to guide you on your Minecraft journey.
Do you have a fear of heights? Don’t worry, on our server, you can build your sky base as high as you want without any risk of falling. We have gravity-defying blocks that will keep you safe and sound.
Are you terrified of the dark? Well, on our server, the night time is actually a party! We have disco balls hanging from the sky, mobs break out into dance battles, and the moon even turns into a giant glowing lantern.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your fears into fun and laughter, join us now! Who knew facing your fears could be so entertaining?
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
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| Default Ports | |
| Discord Server | Join Broomstix Discord |
| Online In-game Map | View Map |
A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.
A: You can put a lead on the mobs to teleport them.
A: Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!
But wait, there’s more! ZSJ will be going head to head with Orange in a match that will leave you questioning the laws of physics in the Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about the Womeme matches, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme.
So why join our server? Because where else can you see such insane matchups and outrageous stories unfold in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also equipped with helpful NPCs who will check in on you and offer assistance if needed. Need help changing your virtual diaper? No problem, we’ve got you covered!
Join now and be part of a community where embarrassing moments are embraced and shared. Who knows, you might even run into an elderly man in a wheelchair who understands your struggles. Don’t miss out on this unique Minecraft experience – join our server today!