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Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft
central nervous system stimulants, health insurance claims data, U.S patients, prescription drugs, opioid medicationsLOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN -
CraftyCancerCure – “Craft your way to curing cancer!”
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll blow your mind? Well, look no further than this crazy server that’s like no other!Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild mutation impacts and drug interactions in cancer-related proteins appear out of nowhere! That’s right, this server is so wild that even the mobs have been mutated by some crazy computer analyses. But don’t worry, our clinicians are here to help you navigate through this madness and make the right decisions.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server
Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!
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FoggyCraft: Hallucination Havoc
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon rainbows. we got so many cool things like flying pigs, talking zombies, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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RichCraft SMP: Spend it all on diamond blocks!
Join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in the virtual world! Build your own diamond palace, drive a virtual Lamborghini made out of emeralds, and hire a virtual army of zombie minions to do your bidding. Who needs real-world riches when you can rule over a pixelated kingdom with an iron fist? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will trade you unlimited diamonds for a stack of rotten flesh. So come join us and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams! -
ExCraft: TerribleBedWars
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as your ex in bed? Look no further, because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than your last breakup. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike your ex in the bedroom. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! -
Poo Pals Minecraft Server
hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.
our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.