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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5843 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 850 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!
