so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!
HighCraft: Brain on Pause
BlockyHigh Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is… wait for it… Netherite-infused enchanted golden apples! That’s right, we’ve got a special drug-like substance in our world that will have you addicted in no time.But be warned, once you take a bite of those enchanted golden apples, you’ll be seeing things that aren’t really there. Creepers riding on pigs, chickens with laser eyes, you name it! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest high you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get weird.
SerotoninCraft: Empathy Edition
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL THE FEELS? WELL, WE GOT YOU COVERED! OUR SERVER IS LIKE TAKING MDMA BUT WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS (DON’T DO DRUGS, KIDS).IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR BESTIES AND FEELING SO MUCH EMPATHY TOWARDS EACH OTHER THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY READ THEIR MINDS. THAT’S RIGHT, WE GOT THAT SEROTONIN FLOWING LIKE A RIVER IN OUR SERVER.
SO, IF YOU WANNA FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE WHILE CRAFTING AWAY, JOIN US! WE’RE BASICALLY THERAPEUTIC FOR YOUR SOUL. PTSD? AUTISM? WE’LL FIX IT ALL WITH SOME BLOCKY BUILDING FUN.
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET THE SEROTONIN PARTY BEGIN!
BrainCrafters: Animal Psyche
so, like, this server is like a trip, man. you join and suddenly you’re in a whole new world, like Alice in Wonderland but with creepers and stuff. it’s like taking psychedelics but without the risk of a bad trip, ya know?imagine mining for diamonds while riding a giant chicken through a rainbow forest. or battling zombies with a sword made of cotton candy. the possibilities are endless, dude.
plus, the animals on this server are next level. they’re all on their own psychedelic journeys, man. you might come across a cow doing yoga or a pig playing the drums. it’s wild, bro.
so, like, if you wanna experience a whole new level of Minecraft, join this server. it’s like a trip without leaving your computer chair. come join the fun, man.
StonedGF_Skeptics
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting high is your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!
Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?
So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!