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Piss Away Employers – Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we analyze players’ pee to determine their gaming skills! pee into our magical toilet block and watch as your stats magically improve! become the ultimate pee warrior and dominate the leaderboards with your pee-powered skills! come join us and let’s pee our way to victory! -
SharkCraft: Where Even the Fish are Lit
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where even the sharks are on that good good! That’s right, we got sharks sniffing out cocaine and benzoylecgonine like it’s their job (which it kinda is on this server, tbh).Join us if you wanna swim with the coolest, most high-energy sharks in the game. They’ll lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, more cocaine than you can shake a pickaxe at.
But be warned, these sharks are no joke. They’ll protect their stash with their lives, so you better come prepared with your best armor and weapons. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a ride on a shark’s back as it speeds through the ocean, leaving a trail of sparkly fish and confetti in its wake.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and join the party on the “Cocaine Shark” server today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
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CokeCraft: Sharky Shores
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the sharks off the Brazil coast are testing positive for COCAINE?! Like, what even is happening in this world, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server where the mobs are high on drugs and the blocks are made of pure sugar, then this is the place for you! Dive into the ocean and swim with the coke-fueled sharks, build a house out of candy canes, and ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join the madness and let’s get lit in this wacky Minecraft world! -
SweatyPotionLab – Tracking Drugs with Finger Sweat
Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where scientists use finger sweat to track drugs in the bloodstream? Yeah, you read that right! Join our server and you’ll be part of groundbreaking research that aims to detect antibiotics in the bloodstream using fingerprint sweat. No need for special parameters, just sweat it out and get almost the same accuracy as a blood test. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the boring lab coats and safety goggles. So come on and join us for a wild ride of drug-tracking adventures! -
BoomerCraftFashionista
Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity!We got a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, and rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually built on a giant floating taco, and if you can find the secret sauce, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds for life.
So come on down and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🌮💎
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VaxCraft: Boosted Immunity & Stalk Domains
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY PLACE!SO, BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MINECRAFT AND WILLY WONKA HAD A BABY. WE’VE GOT CANDY LANDS, GIANT LOLLIPOP TREES, AND EVEN A CHOCOLATE RIVER (DON’T TRY TO DRINK IT THOUGH, IT’S JUST PIXELS).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE CREATING A CHIMERICAL HAEMAGGLUTININ-BASED UNIVERSAL INFLUENZA VIRUS VACCINE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’RE SAVING THE WORLD FROM THE FLU, ONE MINECRAFT BLOCK AT A TIME.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE PET DRAGONS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.
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BuzzCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can just bee yourself… until you get attacked by a swarm of killer bees! But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some extra excitement to your gameplay. Join us for a chance to survive the ultimate bee invasion and prove that you’re the queen bee of the server.If you’re looking for a server with a twist, look no further. Our server is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that will stop at nothing to peck your brains out. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and build the coop of your dreams?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches that lie within? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by the elusive dungeon master?
Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when the going gets tough, just bee yourself… ACK!
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HapaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a British WMAF hapa who just won the 100m at the NCAA T&F championships! And guess what? He’s looking for BLACKBROS to join him on his epic Minecraft adventures!Join our server for a chance to race against the speed demon himself and see if you can beat him in a sprint across the virtual world. Who knows, maybe he’ll even teach you his secret techniques for winning races and becoming a Minecraft champion.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot and uncover ancient secrets. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword buried deep within the virtual caves, guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the sword for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping races, epic treasure hunts, and maybe even a chance to meet the British WMAF hapa himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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InLawRageCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild family dynamics! We’ve got a player (25F) who lost her EMT father to a drunk driver, a supportive husband (30M), and some meddling in-laws in their 60s who just can’t understand the importance of a shrine. Watch as tensions rise, belongings go missing, and emotions run high in this thrilling Minecraft world. Will you be the one to mediate the drama or stir the pot even more? Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and maybe even learn a lesson or two about boundaries and respect. Who needs grief counseling when you have Minecraft drama, am I right? -
RegretCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living with regrets? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our epic Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll never regret joining because our server is so awesome, it’ll make all your past regrets seem like a distant memory.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a group of friendly creepers come up to you and start giving you compliments on your mining skills. Yeah, that’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in a bacon-eating contest, he’ll grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the bacon-filled adventures begin!