Picture this: you and your great grandma are on a quest to retrieve the ultimate pizza from a virtual Little Caesars. But uh-oh, they mess up your order! Don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll encounter mysterious strangers who offer to give your incorrect pizza to a homeless man. Who knows what kind of crazy antics will ensue!
Experience the thrill of running from a giggling, cigarette-smelling man as you try to escape with your correct pizza order. Will you make it to safety in time? Will your great grandma forgive you for running to the car? Only on our server will you find out!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t be the AITA, be the hero of your own ridiculous story!
I heard that in 2024, we discovered a new ore called “dabium” that gives you super powers like shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes and turning into a unicorn. And guess what? We have a whole biome made out of dabium on our server, so you can be a magical rainbow unicorn warrior!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a pet dragon that farts diamonds, and a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join the party. we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a unicorn or two.
come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Damascus’ nightlife when you have our minecraft server? it’s the place to be for all the cool kids and even the enderman are jealous of our epic parties. join us now and let the fun begin!
A horror themed, modded, pvp server.
Penumbralcraft returns with a carefully distilled experience focusing on the core elements that make our server unique. As always, our community will vote to shape the modpack, but this time we’re crafting a more concentrated blend of mods to kick off the fresh wipe.
Before the wipe starts, all players (new and old) may vote on what exactly will be included for this wipe. After which, the map will be pregenerated and a start date and time set.
| Voting Rounds | Choices |
|---|---|
| Minecraft Version | 1.8, 1.12.2, 1.16.4, 1.18, 1.21.1 |
| Magic Mods | Top 2 |
| Tech Mods | Top 2 |
| Core Mechanics | Top 3 |
| Dimensions | Top 1 |
| Lifestyle Features | Top 4 |
| Building Tools | Top 2 |
| Storage Solutions | Top 1 |
| Combat Systems | Top 2 |
While previous seasons embraced massive mod collections, this cycle distills the Penumbralcraft experience to its essence. Every mod will earn its place, creating a refined and purposeful pack.
Join our Discord to vote: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED
Whether you’re a returning veteran or a new arrival, join us in forging the next chapter of Penumbralcraft.
penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 |
| Can I vote for which mods are included in the modpack? | Yes, all players have the opportunity to vote on the mods included in the modpack before the wipe starts. |
| Is PvP the main focus of the server? | Yes, the server is focused on PvP gameplay with complete looting. |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!
