We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!
Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
why join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. but beware, the candy zombies will try to eat you, so bring your sweet tooth and your sword.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena? it’s lit, fam.
so come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, in breaking bad (2012), fentanyl wasn’t mentioned once. so why not join our server instead?
Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.
But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?
| Description | Join my Minecraft realm named after the show “Invincible.” It features races (factions) from the show and has a discord for the realm. Unfortunately, there are no superpowers in the realm. Mod applications are open for those interested in helping with bots and regular members to have fun. Join the discord here. |
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| Question | Answer |
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| Is there superpowers in the realm? | No, there are no superpowers in the realm. |
| Are mod applications open? | Yes, mod applications are open for help with bots and regular members. |
| What races (factions) are available in the realm? | The realm features races from the show “Invincible.” |
| Where can I join the discord for the realm? | You can join the discord here. |
Join us and get lost in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden apples, and a disco party every night in the Nether.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, when someone asks you “Which way?”, the only answer is to join our server and never look back!
Imagine this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate John has invited a girl over for dinner. But wait, there’s a catch – he wants you to dress modestly because he’s worried about what she’ll think! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life sitcom unfolding right before your eyes.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can wear whatever the hell you want and tell John to take a hike. Who needs his judgmental attitude anyway? Plus, we’ve got Steve, the ultimate wingman who will always have your back and invite you out for drinks when things get too awkward.
So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected requests, silent treatments, and questionable roommate behavior. It’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!