haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!
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CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones
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SinaloaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging is the epic battle between players for the ultimate diamond sword! more than 100 players have been killed or gone missing in the epic war that is taking place on our server. will you be the next victim or the ultimate champion? join now and experience the thrill of the sinaloa cartel war in mexico… i mean, our minecraft server! -
SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT! -
ElChapoVsElMayoMC
LOL u gotta join dis server, cuz it’s like a narco-war in Sinaloa but wit Minecraft blocks instead of guns. u can be on team ‘El Chapo’ or team ‘El Mayo’ Zambada and battle it out for control of da server. build drug cartel bases, smuggle goods, and watch out for da feds tryna shut u down. it’s a wild ride, ese, so come join da fun! -
GoldenKoreaCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even Interpol can’t handle it! we got so much gold and diamonds, it’s like the golden triangle up in here. we’re so lit that even South Korea is trying to confiscate our drugs worth $1bn, but they can’t stop the party! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
BorderBlock Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.
plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉
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SinaloaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the only violence you’ll see is when a creeper blows up your house! we got so many players, it’s like a whole army of troops taking over sinaloa! but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and building cool stuff together. just like el mayo’s capture, our server is a game-changer. so grab your pickaxe and join the fun! VIVA MINECRAFT! -
FlightOfFoolsCraft
come join our minecraft server where we trick players onto flights to epic adventures across the border! we captured the leader of a cartel by pretending to show him properties in mexico, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! build your own cartel empire or work with authorities to take down the bad guys, the possibilities are endless! join now for a wild ride unlike any other minecraft server out there! -
ElMayoCraft
lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding -
CartelCraft: MexiCity Mayhem
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can be the police chief of mexico city and, like, get shot dead in a drug cartel hit? well, u r in luck, my friend! our server offers u the chance to live out ur wildest dreams of being a corrupt cop in a dangerous city filled with drug lords and shootouts. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. so come on, what r u waiting for? join our server today and see if u have what it takes to be the next victim of a drug cartel hit!