Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!
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CraftyCrafterz
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity! -
BlueSkyCraftEU
so like, u know how the EU medicines agency was all like, “peace out X, im movin to Bluesky”? well, turns out they heard about our EPIC Minecraft server and just had to join in on the fun! like, they were all like, “we gotta get in on that sick PvP action and build some crazy cool structures with all the other players!”so now, not only do we have the best players from all over the world, but we also have the EU medicines agency bringing their A-game to the server. like, imagine battling it out in a PvP match and suddenly the EU medicines agency swoops in with some crazy potion that makes you invincible for like, 10 minutes.
plus, they’re always hosting these wild events where you can win rare items and special perks. like, one time they had a scavenger hunt where you had to find all these hidden treasures around the map and the prize was a diamond sword that could shoot lasers.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit even the EU medicines agency can’t stay away, then you gotta come check out Bluesky. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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BlueSkyCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? u got this server, and it’s like, the European Medicines Agency decided to ditch Elon Musk’s X for this server called Bluesky. like, what even is that? but get this, they said it was cuz the server had this magical potion that could cure any sickness or injury in the game. like, u fall off a cliff and break ur leg? no problem, just drink the potion and u good as new.but that’s not even the best part, bro. they also said that on this server, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. like, how crazy is that? and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts glitter. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
so come on, join the madness and chaos of this server where anything is possible. cuz who needs Elon Musk’s X when u got Bluesky, right?
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MDMA Mayhem Server
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the trials are so flawed and scandalous that even the FDA experts are like “nah, we out”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we navigate through the twisted world of Minecraft with absolutely zero expert support. Who needs FDA approval when you have a bunch of crazy gamers running the show? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! -
HungerVerse
HungerVerse is a PvP server with og soup pvp from 1.8.8
The main gamemode is hungergames (hardcore gamemode) which let players choose a kit with abilities in a randomly generated openworld battleroyale map with 100 players against eachother. Last one standing wins!
KitPvP is also a gamemode that the server offers to practice kits and pvp. More to come aswell!
mc.hungerverse.eu
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QuasarMC
Server Semi-Vanila cross-platform version 1.20 above We hope you enjoy the server made with passion gracias
quasarmc.com:50007
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ABIDIENT – Private vanilla server! Minecraft server
Login to the server: https://discord.com/invite/euQpgja8R9
A little about the server:
ABIDIENT is our private server in Minecraft, created for those who appreciate a cozy gaming atmosphere. We unite players for whom comfortable gameplay is important. Here’s what we offer:
• Adequate community.
• No cheaters.
• An adult and fair administration that monitors order and your peace of mind, and does not ignore your reports of violations.
Currently the server version is 1.20.1. Entry without a license is possible. Join us on Discord to become part of this cozy world of vanilla Minecraft.
It’s much more interesting to play with you than without you.
If you have difficulties with the discord group, write me a discord PM, my yes needact
The YouTube and Twitch channels of the streamers entering the first season of our project are not disclosed!
abidient.org
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MC Ages VS Hypixel
Hypixel MC Ages Large player base Small but growing community Wide range of minigames Offers Minigames, Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial, and Dark Server Well-established server Running on the latest Minecraft version Regular updates and events Custom ranks, MCMMO rankings, boss mobs, catacombs, Jobs, in-game quests/challenges, upgraded vanilla fishing ### FAQ:
Q: How many players are on Hypixel compared to MC Ages? A: Hypixel has a large player base, while MC Ages has a small but growing community.
Q: What types of games can I play on each server? A: Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames, while MC Ages offers Minigames, Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial, and Dark Server.
Q: Which server is more established? A: Hypixel is a well-established server, while MC Ages is running on the latest Minecraft version.
Q: Are there regular updates and events on both servers? A: Yes, Hypixel has regular updates and events, while MC Ages offers custom ranks, MCMMO rankings, boss mobs, catacombs, Jobs, in-game quests/challenges, and upgraded vanilla fishing.
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Minecraft Madness with Magyar Man
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between good and evil? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play BOTH sides! That’s right, you can be a hero in the morning and a villain in the afternoon. We don’t discriminate here, we embrace the chaos!Join us for epic battles between unicorns and zombies, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no matter which side you choose, you’re in for a wild ride.
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ChunkyCraft: Where Big Beautiful Women and Super-Sized BBWs Rule the Minecraft Universe!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so fat they can’t see their feet anymore! Join us for a hilarious adventure filled with oversized characters and massive builds that will leave you in stitches.Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to embrace their inner chunkiness. We’ve got custom skins that make your character look like they’ve been hitting the buffet a little too hard, and our food-themed mini-games will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fat Cat, a giant feline who roams the land in search of snacks. Rumor has it that if you can find and feed the Fat Cat enough food, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful not to get squished under its massive paw!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hilarious as it is outrageous, come join us for the “So fat, she can’t see her feet anymore edition” – where the only thing bigger than our players is the amount of fun we have!