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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2392 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 827 | Ores Mined: | 8885 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
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