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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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  • WorstDrugMC SMP

    WorstDrugMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

    We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

    So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

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  • BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs

    BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to make players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle using only their toes because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the game.

    But that’s not all! Our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

    And if you’re feeling brave, try your hand at our custom-built parkour courses that have left even the most skilled players pulling their hair out in frustration. But hey, at least it’s good exercise for your fingers, right?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you can resist the addictive pull of our virtual world. Just remember to set an alarm for when it’s time to log off – we wouldn’t want you to forget to pick up your grandma from the airport because you were too busy mining diamonds.

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  • SharkCraft: Where Even the Fish are Lit

    SharkCraft: Where Even the Fish are Lit
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where even the sharks are on that good good! That’s right, we got sharks sniffing out cocaine and benzoylecgonine like it’s their job (which it kinda is on this server, tbh).

    Join us if you wanna swim with the coolest, most high-energy sharks in the game. They’ll lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, more cocaine than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    But be warned, these sharks are no joke. They’ll protect their stash with their lives, so you better come prepared with your best armor and weapons. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a ride on a shark’s back as it speeds through the ocean, leaving a trail of sparkly fish and confetti in its wake.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive in and join the party on the “Cocaine Shark” server today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

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  • NoBrosAllowedMC

    NoBrosAllowedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

    With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

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  • OpioidBlockParty

    OpioidBlockParty
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

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  • CocaineCraft: CBD Cure for Addiction

    CocaineCraft: CBD Cure for Addiction
    join our epic minecraft server where we use cannabidiol treatment to help you kick your addiction to mining diamonds! just like how it helped mice stop craving cocaine, it will help you stop craving those shiny blue rocks. plus, we also restore your gut microbiota diversity so you can eat all the virtual pork chops you want without feeling guilty. come join us for a wild ride of addiction recovery and gut health on our server like no other!

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  • EuroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!

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  • BlockyHigh Minecraft Server

    BlockyHigh Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is… wait for it… Netherite-infused enchanted golden apples! That’s right, we’ve got a special drug-like substance in our world that will have you addicted in no time.

    But be warned, once you take a bite of those enchanted golden apples, you’ll be seeing things that aren’t really there. Creepers riding on pigs, chickens with laser eyes, you name it! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest high you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get weird.

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  • Brazil420Craft Server

    Brazil420Craft Server
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got BRAZILIAN vibes all day every day cuz we just decriminalized MARIJUANA up in here! that’s right, we got the dankest buds and the sickest builds, you won’t even know if you’re in the game or real life!

    we got crazy parties every night with DJ parrots spinning the hottest tracks, and don’t even get me started on our pet jaguars roaming around like they own the place.

    join us for a wild ride through the jungle of fun and adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and blaze it up! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get high on life and minecraft together! 🌿🔥🎮

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