Drs Guide MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

Citadel becomes insolvent, Stag hunt, Mandatory study time, Daily Reminder, Rugpulled

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

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DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Watch Along, Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk, Mandatory study time, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Avoid DSPP

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Short Restrictions, Avoid DSPP, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Daily Reminder

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

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Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Systemic Risk, Failure to delivery, The Everything Short, JIMS, Mandatory study time

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

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RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

Red Faction: Guerilla Edition, Citadel becomes insolvent, Check your broker, DD Compilation, DRS Guide

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

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Turkcell’s Block Party Minecraft Server

cell phone, turkcell platinum, turkcell wallet, mobile services, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant turkey and a cell phone – who will win? Only on our server!

Explore our custom-built world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (watch out, they’re explosive!).

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, it’s a mischievous spud).

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Mommy Still On Top Minecraft SMP

parenting, smp, stay at home mom, maternal love, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the moms are the true rulers of the land! Our server is filled with epic builds, crazy events, and of course, lots of mom jokes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to outbuild a mom who has been playing Minecraft longer than you’ve been alive.

But beware, these moms are not your average players. They have mastered the art of PvP and will not hesitate to take you down if you challenge their authority. Rumor has it that one mom even defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who will bake you virtual cookies when you’re feeling down, or who will scold you for not wearing your diamond armor to bed? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and puppies. Need we say more?

Join us on Mommy Still on Top SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the moms are the ones calling the shots. Just remember, when in doubt, always listen to your Minecraft mom.

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Vtuber Vibes Minecraft Server

Vtuber, Engaging, positive atmosphere, Wholesome, streaming

Are you tired of chaotic Minecraft servers where the chat is a constant stream of nonsense and drama? Look no further, because on our server, even with thousands of Vtubers tuning in, the chat feels like a cozy gathering of 10 close friends sharing memes and inside jokes.

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and explore in peace while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of Vtubers with voices like angels. Our community is so wholesome and comfy, you’ll feel like you’ve found your virtual home away from home.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Vtuber or discover a secret underground meme society. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house.

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Riot made a black character for Valorant and made collecting… Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Social Issues, controversy, Community, racism

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a diverse group of players, including a character who collects sneakers as a hobby! We’re not racist, we just love to have fun and be unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a black character rocking some fresh kicks while building epic structures in the game? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

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Crafty Jak and Daxter Minecraft Server

Server, Daxter, Gaming Community, insomniac games, 3d platformer

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are just poor man’s versions of the real deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Ratchet and Clank of the Minecraft world!

Join our server for the chance to ride on a giant flying llama while battling evil creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Build your own secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and rare enchanted items.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can team up with Jak and Daxter to take down the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with a taste for destruction.

So why settle for a poor man’s Ratchet and Clank when you can experience the craziness and chaos of our Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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