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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2168 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 512026 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!