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Crystal Isles 1.20

animated short, character builds, Character Teaser, Citlali, crystal, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Hoyofair, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, sunset, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, When the Mists Fade, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	622	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7829	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya! We got characters teasin’ each other like it’s a high school drama, with Mavuika shinin’ like a disco ball and Citlali showin’ off her rainbow colors! And don’t even get me started on that “Sunset” animated short, it’s like a trip to Wonderland, man!

But wait, there’s more! Version 5.3 is droppin’ like it’s hot, with an “Incandescent Ode of Resurrection” trailer that’ll make you wanna dance the Macarena! Plus, we got web events like “Mavuika: Training Day” and “Stand With Mavuika” that’ll have you yellin’ “YASSS QUEEN” all night long!

And if that ain’t enough to tickle your pickle, we got daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a bad tattoo, redeemable codes for Primogems that’ll make you feel like a baller, and useful links for all your Wiki, Simulators, Maps, and Character Builds needs! So what are you waitin’ for? Join the madness now and let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftySingles: No time for dating!

bad experiences, busy schedule, CraftySingles, DATING, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, introverted, lack of time, past heartbreak, perfectionism, relationships, self-esteem issues, self-sabotage, single people, social anxiety, societal pressure, Time, trust issues, workaholic

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	683	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of blocks and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you can mine together and build a relationship that’s stronger than diamond armor?

Our server is the perfect place to meet your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring hidden caves. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a matchmaker in disguise, so you never know when you might find love at first block break.

So what are you waiting for? Stop swiping left and right and start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find someone who thinks your diamond pickaxe is the sexiest thing they’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the love (and lava) flow!

Brain Battle: Memory Mayhem

Assumptions, battle, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain research, classical conditioning, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Competition, Conflict, DOMINANCE, learning, learning systems, MAYHEM, Memory, memory consolidation, memory formation, neural pathways, neuroscience, Operant Conditioning, scientists

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this totally epic minecraft server, and suddenly you’re like, whoa dude, my brain is like, learning stuff in two totally different ways at the same time! it’s like a battle royale in my noggin, with classical conditioning and operant conditioning duking it out for control!

but here’s the kicker – on this server, you gotta use both systems to survive and thrive! like, you’ll be training your brain to be a total genius while also getting mad loot and building the sickest bases ever! it’s like a mental workout and a gaming adventure all rolled into one!

so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server where your brain will be challenged in ways you never thought possible! who needs traditional learning when you can level up your brain while playing minecraft, amirite? let the battle of the brain systems begin!

Crafted Survival

bedrock, Community, crafted, Crafting, Discord, Fun, grief-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome, World Map

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Towns Built:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Claim land to protect your builds
Shopping District	Trade and buy items with other players
Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View map of server in real-time
Mob Heads	Collect rare mob heads
One Player Sleep	Only one player needs to sleep to skip night
Ranks	Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Join a community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly environment.
How can I claim land?	Use the /claim command to protect your builds.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord community using the provided link.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, use the /tpa command to request teleportation to another player.

Mystic Isles Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, body image, body shaming, dating preferences, discrimination, Femanons, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, Heightism, Insecurity, Isles, manlets, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, physical appearance, Realms, self esteem, short men, social norms, societal standards, toxic masculinity

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Void Gems Collected:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of manlets and femanons hating on you, come join our Minecraft server! We don’t discriminate based on height or gender, we just wanna build and have a good time! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those haters. Join us and let’s show them what we’re made of!

FitFam4Life – Minecraft SMP

daily routine, Diet and exercise, FitFam4Life, fitness goals, goal-setting, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, motivation for change, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, self improvement, self-care, smp, weight loss, wellness journey, workout motivation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

So, like, dude, let me tell you about this totally wacky Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life, bro. Like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away and building your dirt hut, and you’re like, “Man, I wish there was a server where I could do that but also fight dragons and ride pigs into battle”? Well, look no further, my friend, because this server has it all.

First off, the community is like a big ol’ family of derps who just want to have a good time and make some epic builds. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the evil Ender Dragon by throwing potatoes at it until it cried and flew away.

But the real reason you should join this server is because it will motivate you to live a healthier lifestyle. Like, seriously, after spending hours running away from creepers and climbing mountains, you’ll be in the best shape of your life. Plus, all the virtual veggies you’ll be farming will make you crave salads in real life. It’s like magic, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of epicness and insanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigs. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re all in it together. Let’s do this, gamers!

CraftyCashGrab

audience exploitation, box office, cash grab, Commercial, CraftyCashGrab, film, franchise milking, Hollywood, lack of creativity, low quality., marketing gimmick, money grab, money making, Movie, Pandering, profit over art, profit-driven, profit-driven filmmaking, quick buck, rushed production, studio greed

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	278	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just trying to grab your cash? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cash grab…literally! Join us for a wild ride where every block you mine turns into real money in your pocket. That’s right, forget about in-game currency, we’re all about that cold hard cash here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Bandits, a group of players who have mastered the art of robbing other players blind. Join their ranks and become the most feared bandit in all of Minecraft!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be rolling in dough and stealing from your fellow players? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest and most notorious player in the game!

CraftyPutin’sApology Minecraft Server

accident, Accountability, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsApology, Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, plane crash, Political, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Server, Statement, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6008	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even putin himself had to apologize for not being able to join it sooner. he was like “yo, azerbaijan, sorry bout that plane crash, but i was too busy mining diamonds on this epic server to pay attention.” and everyone was like “dang, putin, we forgive you cuz this server is so freakin awesome.” join now for a chance to play with world leaders and maybe even crash a plane or two (jk, that’s not cool). but seriously, come join us for some epic minecraft fun!

CraftyCommiesMC

avoid capture, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Desperation, Escape, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, mental health, Military, military tactics, North Korea, north korean, self harm, soldiers, SUICIDE, Tragedy, U.S, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3045
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	74
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense even north korean soldiers are trying to avoid capture in ukraine by playing with us! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and so much chaos you’ll forget what reality even is. plus, our community is so wild even the creepers are scared to mess with us. so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!

BrainBlock City

AMERICANS, brain connectivity, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain health disparities, brain imaging, brain research, brain structure, brain volume, BrainBlock, cerebellar regions, city, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, inequality levels, Memory, neuroimages, neuroscience, researchers, social inequality, temporo-posterior

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	4405	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna expand yo brain and level up yo cognitive function, then you gotta join dis Minecraft server! We got da craziest neuroimages dat will blow yo mind and make yo brain bigger than a Minecraft mansion!

Imagine dis, you join da server and suddenly yo brain volume starts increasing like crazy! You’ll be able to remember every crafting recipe, every mob behavior, and every secret chest location in da game! Plus, yo connectivity will be off da charts, making you da ultimate team player in any Minecraft adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit dat even da cerebellar regions in yo brain will be poppin’ off! You’ll be dodging creepers like a pro, parkouring like a champ, and strategizing like a Minecraft mastermind!

So what are you waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and become da brainiest player in da blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!