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GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	1794	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?	HexSMP offers over 100 custom features, engaging chat games, a stable player economy, custom leveling system, custom fishing, quests & skills, furniture, grief prevention with land claiming, teams, cosmetics & skins, PvP & dungeons, and Java & Bedrock compatibility.
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Potions Brewed:	85	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Dimension Hops:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1877
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8985
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Zombie Dances:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!