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CraftyNorway96: Toyota Rules, Tesla Drools
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, bro? well listen up, cuz dis server is lit AF. like, in January, Norway EV share was like 96% or sumthin. and guess who topped the list? frickin Toyota, man. but Tesla, oh man, Tesla was slumping so hard. like, they couldn’t even keep up, ya know? so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more poppin’ than Tesla on a bad day, then u gotta join us, cuz we’re like the Toyota of minecraft servers, yo. come join the fun and be part of the madness, bro. -
Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Cracked Minecraft Server Compatibility Java and Bedrock editions Online Status 24/7 Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!
Canβt wait to see you in the game! ππ¬
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server cracked? Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server. What editions are compatible? Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server. Is the server online 24/7? Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay. -
HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous! -
God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!
Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!
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Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools
Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.
So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!
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Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!
Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?
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Meowtopia: The Server Where Cats Rule and Steve Drools
Welcome to CatCraft!
Overview:
Season Season 1 (April 4, 2019) – Season 2 (December 2021) Current Version 1.20.4 World Border 15k in every direction Server Location Ashburn, VA Server Rules:
- Don’t be a dick.
- Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
- We’re a strict 21+ server.
- Play fair in PVP.
- No hacking or unfair advantage tools.
- Pranking is fine within reason.
- Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
- Maintain server aesthetics.
- Don’t kill withers in the over-world.
Other Important Details:
- No Enderman Griefing
- End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
- AFK Detection
- Custom recipes for various blocks
- Renewable Coral
- Custom PVE and dungeons
- Many custom recipes and enhancements
More information and application can be found on our Discord.
FAQ:
Q: How can I apply to join CatCraft?
A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process provided there.
Q: What is the age requirement for joining CatCraft?
A: CatCraft is a strict 21+ server, and we are not child-friendly.
Q: Are there any specific rules for player behavior on CatCraft?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules that include no griefing, stealing, cheating, or inappropriate behavior. Please refer to the server rules section for more details.
Q: What additional features does CatCraft offer to players?
A: CatCraft offers various custom features such as custom recipes, PVE group boss, dungeons, and many quality of life enhancements like AFK detection and fast leaf decay.
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LifeCraft SMP: Blocky Priorities
Do you know what’s more important than oxygen, water, and food? Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a flying pig.Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and friendships that will last a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn your cobblestone into pure gold with just a wave of his wand.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring real world and dive headfirst into our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCalmCrafts
Do you find yourself feeling zen while organizing your sock drawer? Well, imagine that feeling times a million when you join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is so calming, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and start building your dream castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical unicorn, so you never know what kind of mystical adventures await you. Join now and let the relaxation begin!