Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	7402	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

HoholyaCraft: Where Russia Rules and Hoholya Drools

Conflict, current affairs, Drools, eastern europe, European affairs, Geographic, global events, Hoholya, HoholyaCraft, international relations, Invasion, Maps, Military, News, Politics, rules, russia, social media, Suriyakmaps, Territory, tweet, twitter, world news

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our diamond mines are filled with endless riches and our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players (and sheep, because why not?). So come join us for a wild ride of epic proportions – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and love for all things ridiculous!

God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

Christianity, Christianity today, controversy, discrimination, Drools, Faggots, Gaymers, Gods, History, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Religion, religious beliefs, rule, Social Issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	31
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1320

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools

Admiration, appreciation, aussie beauty, aussie charm, aussie hospitality, aussie humor, aussie lifestyle, aussie love, aussie mates, aussie pride, aussie slang, aussie spirit, aussie warmth, aussies, Australian, australian people, culture, down under, Drools, love, mateship, rule, UnderCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ores Mined:	5342
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	2479
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.

So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!

Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

Bumpkin, Bumpkins, city folk, countryside, Digital Detox, disconnect, Drools, Hillcraft, Interact, loony, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mentally ill, Online Community, rule, Rural, sanity, social media, stay off, stigma, Technology, Urban, urban living, Website

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	6996
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7338	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

Meowtopia: The Server Where Cats Rule and Steve Drools

Cats, Drools, Meowtopia, rule, Server, steve, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2121	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to CatCraft!

Overview:

Season	Season 1 (April 4, 2019) – Season 2 (December 2021)
Current Version	1.20.4
World Border	15k in every direction
Server Location	Ashburn, VA

Server Rules:

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
We’re a strict 21+ server.
Play fair in PVP.
No hacking or unfair advantage tools.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Don’t kill withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details:

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
AFK Detection
Custom recipes for various blocks
Renewable Coral
Custom PVE and dungeons
Many custom recipes and enhancements

More information and application can be found on our Discord.

FAQ:

Q: How can I apply to join CatCraft?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process provided there.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining CatCraft?

A: CatCraft is a strict 21+ server, and we are not child-friendly.

Q: Are there any specific rules for player behavior on CatCraft?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that include no griefing, stealing, cheating, or inappropriate behavior. Please refer to the server rules section for more details.

Q: What additional features does CatCraft offer to players?

A: CatCraft offers various custom features such as custom recipes, PVE group boss, dungeons, and many quality of life enhancements like AFK detection and fast leaf decay.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

approach, empowerment, gender dynamics, Humiliation, incel, internet culture, LOLz9K, Loneliness, mental health, online communities, personal growth, r9k, rejection, Rituals, self improvement, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Farms Harvested:	890
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

all time, Anime, Characters, Crafty, CREEPERS, Mainstream, Manga, Minecraft, most overrated, overhyped, Overrated, Overrated anime, overrated art, overrated comic, overrated culture, overrated entertainment, overrated fiction, overrated graphic novel, overrated literature, Overrated manga, overrated media, overrated series, overrated story, Play, Popular

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Animals Bred:	94
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

Assassination, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Flight 752, general, International Airlines, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, plane, Politics, PvP, Qasem Soleimani, RETALIATION, Retribution, Soleimani, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, Unpredictable, War, world, world news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

4chan, forum, funny, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, pants, PantsShitting, reaction, Server, Shit, ten years ago, this made, V, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7175

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	9600	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	73	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Emeralds Found:	9882	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mines Excavated:	4272	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	918	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	8542	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

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