We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?
And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.
Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.
Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.
Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good soap opera storyline, complete with step-grandmas, cheating scandals, and family feuds. Will you choose to forgive and forget like some players, or will you hold onto that grudge tighter than a diamond sword?
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have a front-row seat to the most entertaining family saga in Minecraft history? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as a pride parade (but with way more blocky fun). Plus, we promise not to judge you for your kinks, whether it’s dressing up as an animal or just really loving those square-shaped pigs.
So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft beast roam free. Who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life fox player in the game. It’s a Minecraft miracle!
imagine building your own virtual world while these tiny creatures work their magic in the background. who knows what kind of crazy climate change shenanigans they’ll get up to next! join us now for a wild ride of discovery and chaos!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Server Features | – Creative server– No-griefing survival SMP– Griefing allowed SMP– Regular server updates and maintenance– Player events with survival rewards |
| IP Address | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | Yes, there is a specific SMP map where griefing is allowed. |
| Will the SMP maps reset? | No, both SMP maps are permanent and won’t reset. |
| Are there regular server updates? | Yes, the server is actively updated and maintained. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, occasional player events are run with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available on the server? | Spleef is one of the minigames recently added to the server. |
Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends.
Plus, our server has custom plugins and mini-games that will blow your mind (in a good way, not like your coworker’s boobs).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave those distracting comments behind!
Just like the dad who didn’t follow instructions and accidentally overdosed his daughter, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs 40mg when you can have 80mg of pure Minecraft madness?
And if you ever need a reminder to double-check your actions, our court-appointed go-between will be there to keep you in line (just like the mom in this story). Don’t worry, she won’t swear at you like in real life, but she’ll definitely make sure you’re following the rules.
So come join us on our server, where the only prescription you need is a healthy dose of laughter and adventure. Who knew a pharmacy mishap could lead to such a hilarious Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Imagine a world where Elon Musk is actually a Minecraft pro, building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. On our server, anything is possible – even Elon Musk himself might drop by to show off his redstone skills (or lack thereof).
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Pretend You’re Elon Musk” competition, where players can show off their best impersonations of the man himself. The winner gets a virtual Tesla Cybertruck and bragging rights for life.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover that Elon Musk is secretly a Minecraft god after all.