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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7099 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!