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JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA

aita, anger, Betrayed, Boyfriend, daytime position, Department, dramatic, EXCITEMENT, Excuses, forgiveness, hardware store, hurt, hurt feelings, JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA, lying.., minimum wage, MISTAKES, Monday-Friday, not supporting, Principle, stole job, Trained, training period, Transportation, Upset, verbal agreement

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a lava pool! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, lies, and shady deals just like this crazy story we just made up! 🌋💔

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of backstabbing your loved ones over a virtual job position? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! 😂🔪

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where your boyfriend steals your dream job, lies to your face, and then expects you to forgive him because “people make mistakes.” 😝🙄

But hey, at least his mom thinks he made the right decision, so that’s gotta count for something, right? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, deceit, and questionable life choices! Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft drama like this? 😂🎢💥

TrumpedCraft: The Alternate Reality

Alternate, alternate history, Assassination, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy, Government, History, hypothetical scenario, Impact, investigation, leadership, Politics, power, president, Reality, secret service, SECURITY, speculation, trump, TrumpedCraft, united states, what if

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Ever wondered what would have happened if Trump’s assassination had succeeded? Well, wonder no more because on our Minecraft server, we’ve created an alternate universe where Trump was taken out by a rogue Enderman! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and creepers run for president. Build your own White House out of diamond blocks, ride on llama-driven limos, and battle it out in epic PvP battles to determine who will rule this crazy new world. So come on, join us and see what could have been if Trump’s assassination had actually gone down!

EU Car Speed Limiters

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, CAR, driver assistance, driving habits, EU legislation, european union, intelligent speed adaptation, Isa, Limiters, new cars, road accidents, road safety, smart vehicles, SPEED, speed control, speed enforcement, speed limiters, speed monitoring, speed restrictions, traffic laws, vehicle regulations, vehicle safety

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7026	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the speed limiters are off the charts just like the new cars in the European Union! we got pigs flying at mach speed, chickens racing against each other, and creepers zooming past you like they’re late for a TNT convention.

if you wanna experience the thrill of breaking speed limits without getting a ticket, then this is the place for you. we even have a secret underground racing track where you can test your driving skills against other players.

so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of speed and join us for some high-octane fun! just make sure to buckle up, because things are about to get wild on this server.

Crafty4Ever

arithmetic, calculation, Counting, counting strategy, Crafty4Ever, education, educational techniques, learning, Manipulation, math concepts, mathematical concepts, Mathematics, multiples, number manipulation, number theory, Numbers, numerical patterns, numerical sequences, patterns, Sequences, teaching

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Crops Grown:	4327	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join our cray cray minecraft server where we make 5 and 10 mean 4 and 8 cuz why not lol. it’s like a math class gone wild but in a blocky world. imagine counting up with multiples of 4 instead of 5, it’s a whole new level of wackiness. come join us for some mind-bending fun and see if you can keep up with our insane number games. who needs normal math when you can have minecraft math, right? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

PeakLife Minecraft Server

activities, Adventure, culture, discovery, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, fulfillment, Fun, hobbies, leisure, Minecraft, new experiences, peak life, PeakLife, recent political events, Relaxation, satisfaction, self improvement, Server, socializing, travel, what to do

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle giant flying squids with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world so insane, you’ll never want to leave! Trust us, it’s better than watching the news.

PaladinCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, armor, Battles, Characters, Dungeons, FANTASY, games, Gaming, Heroes, Knights, Magic, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PaladinCraft, Paladins, Quests, role playing, RPG, Server, strategy, weapons

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you Paladins out there! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to show off your Paladin skills like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful enemies. Only the bravest Paladins dare to enter, but the rewards are totally worth it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamond blocks grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Paladin hero in a world where anything is possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a dragon, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3746	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!