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Driving Habits

  • Bright Headlight Hypocrisy

    Bright Headlight Hypocrisy

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    join dis server if u want to laff ur butt off! we got so many crazy peeps here who love to complain bout random stuff like headlights being too bright. but guess what? our server is so bright u gonna need sunglasses just to log on! we got players who build giant statues of chickens wearing sunglasses, and we even have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ! so come join us and see just how bright our headlights really are!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • No Speed Limit, Infinite Time

    No Speed Limit, Infinite Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re driving in your car, obeying all the rules of the road like a good citizen. But, like, no matter how fast you go, there’s always gonna be, like, a minimum time to get to where you’re going. It’s, like, a rule or something.

    But, get this, the maximum time? It could, like, go on forever, man. You could be driving for, like, eternity and never reach your destination. It’s, like, a never-ending road trip, dude.

    So, like, if you’re into that whole infinite driving thing, you should totally join our Minecraft server. We’ve got, like, roads that go on forever and ever. It’s, like, a never-ending adventure, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. You never know what you’re gonna find around the next corner.

    So, come on and join us. It’s gonna be a wild ride, man. You won’t regret it.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

    LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear. So like, imagine this, you’re just mining some diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you out of nowhere, like what even is that? And then you try to ride one but it starts flying and you’re just soaring through the sky like a majestic llama superhero. It’s insane, I tell you.

    But wait, there’s more. One time, I was building a castle and a bunch of zombies showed up but instead of attacking me, they started breakdancing. Like, what even is that? And then a giant chicken came and challenged me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew chickens had such sick moves, right?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. I mean, who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of their favorite snack?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and nothing is ever boring. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCarClutchVsAuto

    CraftyCarClutchVsAuto

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as an automatic car? Well, hop on over to our server where we only drive manual! Why manual, you ask? Because automatic is for noobs, that’s why! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to shift into high gear on the craziest Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DriveCraft Emotion Detector

    DriveCraft Emotion Detector

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    join our epic minecraft server where we can read human emotions quicker by how people drive in the game than by their expressions in real life. it’s like a virtual psychoanalysis session every time you log on.

    we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. they trade in diamonds and emeralds and have their own llama mafia that enforces the rules.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but be careful, it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at math.

    our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. it’s a marvel of engineering and a testament to the dedication of our players. climb to the top and you’ll be rewarded with a view of the entire server, complete with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

    so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride full of surprises, llamas, and diamond chickens. who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to explore?

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  • CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

    CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

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    Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

    Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

    Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PassLanePro or PassLanePilot

    PassLanePro or PassLanePilot

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    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate road trip experience!

    Are you tired of arguing with your sister over driving habits? Well, on our server, you can leave all that road rage behind and embark on a virtual journey filled with adventure and fun!

    Instead of honking at each other, you can team up with your friends to build the most epic roadways and highways in the Minecraft universe. No more fighting over passing lanes, just pure creativity and collaboration.

    And if things get too heated, you can always take a 45-minute flight home in-game for just 250 virtual bucks. No need to deal with real-life road trip drama when you can escape to our server and have a blast!

    So why drive with your sister when you can join our server and drive your way to endless fun and excitement? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyRussianMishaps

    BlockyRussianMishaps

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    so, like, this server is like the craziest thing since that time a llama rode a pig off a cliff in minecraft. like, seriously, you gotta join this server because it’s like the wild west of minecraft servers. we got more chaos than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

    picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

    BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

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    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DriveOrDieMC

    DriveOrDieMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s driving in Oklahoma? Look no further! Join our server where the speed limits are just a suggestion and going 15-20 blocks over is the norm!

    We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).

    And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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