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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2436 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
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