| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8106 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 956 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5202 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2116 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9385 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4474 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1916 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 7714 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1689 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6499 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 184 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9851 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 101 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5753 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 374 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1423 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1745 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
