drive slow – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SisRun Sabotage Minecraft Server

Accountability, ALARM, Communication, Conflict, exhaustion, family, forgetfulness, late night, Minecraft, misunderstandings, oversleep, Race, relationships, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Running, sabotage, scatterbrained, Scheduling, Server, SisRun, Support, supportiveness, Tracking

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like setting alarms for important events? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to remember important tasks while navigating through the virtual world.

Just like the OP’s boyfriend, who missed his sister’s race because of a forgotten alarm, you too can experience the chaos of forgetting important things on our server. Will you remember to feed your virtual pets or will you be too busy mining for diamonds? The choice is yours!

But be warned, just like the OP, you might face the consequences of your forgetfulness. Will your virtual friends forgive you for missing out on important events, or will they leave you in the dust? Join now and find out! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a test of your memory and multitasking skills. So join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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MomCraft: Grandchild Gratitude

BELIEF, Blessing, Christian, FAITH, family, GOD, Grandchild, Gratitude, hard work, Hypocrisy, judgment, Miracle, MomCraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, perspective, Religious, Shaming, Thanksgiving

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your beliefs? Look no further! Join our server for a truly divine experience that will have you thanking Notch for blessing you with the opportunity to play.

Just like how my mom constantly thanks God for everything, you’ll be thanking Notch for the amazing gameplay, the miraculous builds, and the blessings of diamonds and rare loot. Who needs real-life blessings when you have a diamond sword in hand, are we right?

And just like how my mom erases my role in my child’s life with her constant religious comments, you can erase your enemies on our server with epic PvP battles. Show them who the real blessing is by dominating the competition and proving that you are the chosen one in this Minecraft world.

So come join us on the server where God may not be the one pushing out updates, but Notch sure is, and that’s all the blessing you need. Who needs sleep when you can be building, mining, and crafting 24/7? Join now and let the power of Notch guide you to victory!

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ObsessedWaffles Minecraft SMP

addiction, always wanting more, cant get enough, compulsion, constant need, craving, desire, Favorite, Fixation, infatuation, insatiable, insatiable craving, insatiable desire, insatiable infatuation, insatiable love, insatiable passion, love, Minecraft, never enough, ObsessedWaffles, Obsession, Passion, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we navigate through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of diamonds to eat. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride it into battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BlockheadsUnited

#revelation, aha moment, belated understanding, BlockheadsUnited, Clarity, Common Knowledge, dawning realization, delayed comprehension, delayed realization, epiphany, eye-opening moment., fresh insight, hindsight, lightbulb moment, lightbulb realization, new perspective, obvious realization, slow learner, slow on the uptake, sudden realization, tardy revelation

Have you ever realized that the sun sets in the west and rises in the east? Mind-blowing, right? Well, if you’re looking for more mind-blowing revelations and epic adventures, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who find this hidden treasure will gain the power to fly and summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do their bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Disco Creeper. This funky fellow loves to boogie down and drop rare loot like never before seen disco balls and enchanted bell-bottom pants.

So, if you’re ready to uncover hidden treasures, dance with Disco Creepers, and embark on the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer, then join our server today! Just remember, the sun sets in the west and rises in the east…mind blown!

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TerritorialTussle

airspace, Asia-Pacific, Chinese, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Intrusion, Japan, maritime law, Military, Naval, PROTESTS, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, TerritorialTussle

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles more intense than japan vs china naval fights! our players are so skilled they can build underwater bases faster than you can say “territorial waters”! and don’t worry, our airspace is always protected from any intruders, whether they be chinese drones or creepers trying to blow up your base! join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of diplomacy (but probably not)!

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CortiCraft: Stress-Free Detector

accurate detection, biomarker detection, blood analysis, Blood Test, CortiCraft, cortisol levels, cortisol measurement, cortisol testing, detector, health, Healthcare, improved testing, innovation, Medical research, medical technology, research, scientific advancement, stress, stress biomarker, Stress Management, stress measurement, stressfree

so, like, u know how u always stressin’ out when u play minecraft and u just wanna chill but then u see a creeper and u start freakin’ out? well, this server is the answer to all ur problems, cuz we got this amazin’ detector that can tell when ur stress levels are through the roof! no more freakin’ out over creepers, just pure relaxation while u build ur epic castle or whatever.

join this server for the most chill minecraft experience of ur life. no more stressin’ over mobs or grievers, just good vibes and good times. plus, our detector is so high-tech, it’s like somethin’ out of a sci-fi movie. u won’t find this kinda technology on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on over and join us for a stress-free minecraft adventure. trust me, once u experience the magic of our cortisol detector, u’ll never wanna play on any other server again. it’s like a whole new world of relaxation and fun, just waitin’ for u to explore. so what are u waitin’ for? come join us now!

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What is the IP for Aphmau Shuki Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau Shuki is a popular content creator and YouTuber known for her gaming content, particularly her Minecraft roleplay series. She has amassed a large following on social media platforms, with millions of subscribers on YouTube and followers on Twitch. Aphmau is known for her upbeat personality, creativity, and storytelling abilities, which have endeared her to fans around the world.

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ResortCraft – A semi-banana Minecraft Server since 2011, not just for smoothies!

2011, 2012, Discord, div, fit, Great, Ip:, Join, Like.., md, Minecraft, minecraft server, p.., Play, r2f.co, Resortcraft, SC_OFF, SC_ON, SemiBanana, Server, simplistic, smoothies, TgpVUTY, Vanilla

ResortCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ResortCraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Description	A simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy the game like it’s 2011/2012.
IP Address	ResortCraft.r2f.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I prefer a more simplistic gameplay experience?	Yes, ResortCraft caters to players who enjoy Minecraft like it’s back in 2011/2012.
How can I connect to the server?	You can join using the IP ResortCraft.r2f.co.
Is there a Discord server for ResortCraft?	Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes! And every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun rises!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hurry, there’s only 3 months left before the server explodes into a million blocks of pure awesomeness!

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Minecraft SMP: /pxl/ – PixelLink Shenanigans

Archive, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, Daiya Fortuna, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, Lottie Shinju, Minecraft, Miuna Usako, Official Links, Original Songs and Covers, PixelChronicle, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelStart+, pxl, Raki Kazuki, schedules, Shenanigans, smp, TEMPLATE, V&U, VSMP

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where you can join in on the madness and mayhem with a group of zany content creators!

Join our server for a chance to hang out with Raki Kazuki, the clumsy girl next door who loves karaoke and rhythm games (and maybe accidentally blowing up her house). Or maybe you prefer Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who plays retro games and draws…probably questionable fan art of the other players.

But wait, there’s more! How about Chiaki Katsumi, the chuuni seiso girl who will lead you on epic longform playthroughs with plenty of pre-game shenanigans. And let’s not forget about Miuna Usako, the delulu deredere who will serenade you with karaoke while fighting off mobs in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have Kanna Yanagi, the motivated planner who will guide you through soulslikes and action games with the precision of a pro gamer. Or maybe you prefer Chio Chompi, the gremlin imouto who will scream her way through horror games and RPGs with you by her side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental creeper explosions. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a chuuni tsundere who loves card games and drawing. The possibilities are endless on this server, so come join the fun!

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