Drinking Minecraft Servers

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  • TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

    TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

    We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

    So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SoberCrafters

    SoberCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

    Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

    So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDrunkUncleAllowed

    NoDrunkUncleAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who just can’t accept your life choices? Well, come join our Minecraft server where nobody cares if you drink grape juice or actual wine! We have a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just don’t get it.

    Join us and build your virtual world free from the judgment of others. Let out all your frustrations by creating the most epic block structures that will leave your in-laws speechless. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper attacks and zombie invasions?

    So leave the real world behind and escape to our server where you can be yourself without any judgment. Plus, we have a special “No In-Laws Allowed” rule, so you can game in peace without any unwanted comments about your life choices. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SobrietySass Minecraft Server

    SobrietySass Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

    Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

    And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

    So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

    Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SeaSipCraft

    SeaSipCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we all drink seawater and build underwater bases like mermaids. we have a secret potion that turns you into a fish for 24 hours so you can swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil squid army. our staff are all trained mermaids who will guide you through the depths of the ocean and help you find hidden treasures. plus, we have a pet shark named steve who loves to play fetch with seashells. so come on down to our underwater paradise and make a splash in the coolest server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CousinCopsMinecraftServer

    CousinCopsMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

    Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

    With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StrawHolezMC

    StrawHolezMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

    our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.

    if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?

    so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SoupBowlChampagne

    SoupBowlChampagne

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

    if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

    so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

    Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

    Overview
    Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
    Vote for resets on Discord
    No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

    – No cheating or hacking

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

    – Website: https://hdw.dog

    – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Question Answer
    Is this server Hardcore Vanilla Survival? Yes, it is a Hardcore Vanilla Survival server running on Java 1.20.6
    Are resets based on player votes? Yes, players can vote for resets on Discord
    Are PvP, griefing, and stealing allowed on the server? Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server
    Is cheating or hacking allowed? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP