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CraftyCougar’s Cub Den – Where even 40-year-old women can’t resist our blocks!

14 year olds, 40, 40yearold, Abuse, alcohol, blocks, Boy, Court, CraftyCougars, criminal justice, cub, Den, Drinking, institution, intervention, parents, prison sentence, rape, Resist, sexual assault, State, theft, Trauma, underage, WOMAN, Women, youth center

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a woman who lures in teenagers with alcohol? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about stolen booze and creepy encounters.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a 14-year-old trying to sneak out of a woman’s apartment after a wild night. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel right at home – just like that boy who got sent back to a youth center after his wild adventure.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrills and spills of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, our server is so addictive, you might just forget all about stealing alcohol and getting into trouble with the law. Oops!

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcoholism, booze, BUILD, coping mechanism, Crafters, Crafty, dependency, destroy, Drinking, Drunk, Emotional healing, holistic wellness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraftserver, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, Sobriety, substance abuse, Therapy, unhealthy habits

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	155	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Star Shards Collected:	73

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

FumebeledCraft: Where rare bags are effing awesome! #GameOn

Anon, Awesome, bags, Be me, cute, dorm elevator, Drinking, effing, Floor, fumebeled, FumebeledCraft, GameOn, girl, going home, gone, Goodbye, hair, I, IMMEDIATELY, mid 20s, night out, Over.., rare, rare bag, realize, smiling, software engineering, STUDENT, Talking

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2549	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters just like this one! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

> Picture this: you’re mining for resources deep underground when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cavern filled with mysterious creatures. Only on our server will you encounter such thrilling adventures!

> And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the vast world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the game?

> So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and maybe even find true love in the most unexpected of places!

EliteBreweryMC

alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcd

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

HairCraft Minecraft Server

charging for services, electricity cost, fair compensation, friend drama, friendship boundaries, hair stylist, HairCraft, intricate styles, Lowballing, loyalty, Minecraft, personal services, pricing dispute, pricing negotiation, product usage, professional services, salon experience, Server, time consuming, Time management, value of work, wash and style

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Gems Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort like I value my hair styling skills? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the importance of hard work and dedication!

Just like how I put in hours of work to create intricate hairstyles, our server is dedicated to providing you with the best gaming experience possible. And just like how my friend tried to lowball me for my services, we promise not to cheap out on quality!

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where your skills are truly appreciated. And hey, if you ever need a break from mining and crafting, just remember that I never charge for hair styling on the server. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing crazier than my friend’s hair requests is the amount of fun you’ll have!

NoHubbyLakeHouseBash

activities, bachelorette party, blended family, boat rental., Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, DAUGHTER, family lake house, financial contributions, generational gap, husband, last minute, NoHubbyLakeHouseBash, ownership, relationship, special occasion, step-parenting, venue change

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ores Mined:	3623	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old bachelorette parties? Looking for a wild and crazy adventure? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bachelorette party ever!

Picture this: you and your 10 best friends, all in your twenties, taking over a virtual lake house for the weekend. But wait, there’s a twist – your almost 50-year-old husband insists on joining the party! Will he stay out of the way? Will he try to crash the festivities? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a weekend to remember.

Join our server now for a bachelorette party like no other. With boat rentals, virtual activities, and a whole lot of drama, you won’t want to miss out. And hey, if things get too crazy, just change the venue with the click of a button – no need to worry about last-minute changes here!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make this bachelorette party one for the history books – virtual style!

HorrorCraft 10/10

10/10, best horror movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic horror, Critically acclaimed horror, cult favorites, Favorite horror films, horror genre, horror movie, Horror movie buffs, Horror movie lovers, Horror movie recommendations, horrorcraft, Must watch horror, scary movies, Spine-chilling movies, Terrifying films, Top horror films, Top horror picks, Top horror recommendations, Top rated horror

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the adrenaline rush you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like a horror movie rated 10/10! Join us if you dare for a spine-chilling experience that will have you screaming for more (literally, we have a plugin that makes your character scream randomly)! Explore haunted mansions, battle terrifying monsters, and try not to wet your pixelated pants as you navigate through dark, creepy caves filled with jump scares. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave…or maybe you will because it’s just too darn scary. So grab your courage (and maybe a change of underwear) and join us on the most heart-pounding Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyMaduro’sDiplomatDrama

argentina, Conflict, CraftyMadurosDiplomatDrama, Crisis, decision, diplomatic personnel, diplomatic relations, Embassy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Latin American countries, Maduro, Politics, Region, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Venezuela, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

so, like, this server is so lit, even maduro had to dip from argentina and six other countries in the region just to join in on the fun. like, imagine the chaos and craziness happenin’ here that even a president had to peace out. come join us for some epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will make you question reality. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

BrainDrugDeliveryCraft

animal testing, biomedical breakthrough, Blood-Brain Barrier, brain health, BrainDrugDeliveryCraft, drug delivery, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, drug transport, genetically engineered, Genetically modified, innovative technology, Medical research, Mice, neurological diseases, neurological disorders, new avenue, PARASITE, therapeutic potential, Treatment

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we got genetically modified parasites delivering drugs to your brain! Crazy, right? You join this server and BAM, you’re getting all the drugs you need to treat any neurological diseases you got. It’s like a trip to the doctor, but way more fun and blocky. Plus, the parasites are super cute and friendly, so you won’t even feel a thing. Come join us for a wild ride through your brain on our server!

Jujutsu Craft Arai

Adventure, Boss Battles, Community, Cracked, custom progression, custom spawning, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, mmorpg, no p2w, open world, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, scripted NPCs, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Votes:	5476

Welcome to JJK Arai, one of the few Cracked Jujutsucraft servers! This is a hardcore server, where death means having your progress reset for good!

Features: -Cracked -Hardcore -Perma Death -Custom Progression -Custom Spawning -Scripted NPCs -No P2W

89.33.12.146:25477

SuperPLS

24/7, banned, construction, Cross-Play, Duels, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, progress, PvP, Server, SuperPLS, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	226
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	793638	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

SuperPLS is a fun network that is in progress right now, and has very fun duels. M(ORE COMING SOON CONSTRUCTION IN PROGRESS. IF YOU MISBEHAVE YOU WILL BE BANNED FOR NOW) Have fun on the best server in progress. 24/7 on probably on right now

play.superpls.net:25680

Who invited Spike to the SMP server again? Oh well, let’s just roll with it

Adventure, Creative, dragons, Dungeons, Enchanting, Exploration, Farming, invited, Lets, Loot, Magic, Minigames, mmorpg, Monsters, Other, pixel art, PvP, Questing, Redstone, Roleplay, Roll, Server, Skyblock, smp, spike, Steampunk, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Minecraft Server
SpikeSMP

Brief Overview:

SpikeSMP recently began its Fifth Season, and this time we’re going modded! Join the discord to download the modpack and get started playing with mods like Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more, all tailored to provide an exciting multiplayer experience with focus on combat and player interaction. Join us on SpikeSMP Season 5! discord.gg/spikesmp

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join SpikeSMP Season 5?	You can join by downloading the modpack from our discord server and following the instructions provided.
What mods are included in the modpack for Season 5?	Mods such as Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more are included to enhance the multiplayer experience.
Is PvP enabled on SpikeSMP Season 5?	Yes, the focus of this season is on combat and player interaction, so PvP is enabled.
Can I play solo on SpikeSMP Season 5?	While the server is geared towards multiplayer interaction, you are welcome to play solo if you prefer.

MexiCraft Server: Black in a Taco Town

#revelation, 23andme, Ancestry, Black, cultural exchange, DATING, discovery, Diversity, family history, Friends, GREAT GRANDFATHER, heritage, Identity, interracial relations, Mexican, MexiCraft, multicultural, Neighborhood, Race, Server, Surprise, taco, texas, TOWN

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and discover a world where black Texans and Mexican ancestors unite in epic adventures. Build your own taco truck empire, ride donkeys into battle, and uncover the hidden secrets of your mixed heritage.

Who knows, you might even find out that your great-great-grandfather was a legendary black Texan who loved to mine for diamonds and salsa dance under the stars. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Ludokino’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to Ludokino, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a herd of dancing llamas who only speak in beatboxing. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you can keep up with their sick rhymes.

2. The Nether is a disco inferno, where piglins party like there’s no tomorrow and ghasts shoot fireballs to the beat of the music. It’s like a rave from hell, but in a good way.

3. Our shopping district is run by a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for scamming unsuspecting players. Want to buy a diamond sword for 64 emeralds? They’ve got you covered.

4. The End is not just a place to fight the Ender Dragon – it’s a full-blown reality TV show where players compete in challenges to win fabulous prizes. Will you be the next End Island Idol?

5. And finally, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on Ludokino.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Ludokino and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!