TipsyCraft

Wild, night out, Relaxation, Memories, Fun

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

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Crafttomuck S3: Where we mod, create, and hunt treasure…while drinking tea and discussing the weather. 18+ Only!

Drinking, rules, Application Process, Discussing, Modded

Welcome to Crafttomuck Season 3 – To The Stars!

Overview:

Server	Description
Survival SMP	A friendly build-focused group of people. Hangout, check out builds, and have a great time gaming together.
Creative	A server for testing machines and building builds, with creative mode available for all your desires.
Vault Hunters	A brand new addition with a twist. Expand the world border together and follow the main server rules.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join?	Visit our website at crafttomuck.com and follow the link to our Discord to apply.
What modpack do you use?	You can find the modpack for our servers on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.
Is there any lag on the servers?	We have a dedicated server to minimize lag, and our admins work to resolve any issues quickly. The servers usually run at 20tps.
Can I join the Vault Hunters server alone?	Yes, you can join alone or team up with others to expand the world border together.
Do you have a world map for the SMP server?	Yes, you can view the world map at map.crafttomuck.com.

TipsyCraft SMP

bar hopping, singing, passing out, socializing, blackout

Are you tired of waking up with regret after a night of drinking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, getting drunk is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time, even if that means building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So grab a drink (or five) and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Tipsy Minecraft SMP

Father, Drunk, regret, handsy, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.

Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!

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GoodbyeWifeDrinksMCServer

GoodbyeWifeDrinksMCServer, BETRAYAL, forgiveness, pub lunches, Confrontation

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any cheating spouses in sight!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. No need to worry about your wife running off with a colleague here – the only thing you’ll be running off with is a stack of diamonds!

Forget about cold shoulders and goodbye messages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying goodbye to is boredom. So come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

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Backwash Minecraft SMP Vodka Bottle

drinking problems, Unpleasant, Pain, Drinking, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our resident creeper decided to start a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time our mod accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for backwash-flavored vodka.

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MumOutCheapGiftAITA

concern, Cheap, Heartbeat, rocks, hurt

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate love, family, and rock collecting! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and precious stones.

Just like the rocks in the necklace gifted by the husband in this story, our server is full of hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Build your own unique creations and show off your rock-solid skills to impress your fellow players.

But beware, just like the mother-in-law in this tale, there may be some players who try to rain on your parade. Stand your ground and defend your virtual home against any negativity that comes your way.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that values love, craftsmanship, and the occasional family feud? Come on in and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

Party, drinks, Minecraft, mixology, sour mix

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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NoKidsAllowedBDayBash

Drinking, Friend, Drugs, RESPONSIBILITY, Lease

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unexpected guests will crash your party like Jess’s little brother did! Our server is a safe space for you to build, mine, and craft without worrying about uninvited children showing up.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the time Jim and Jess brought a whole entourage to a birthday party without warning. Who knows what crazy antics will happen next on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, no surprise guests allowed – unless they bring cake!

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GrandBlueCrafts

Anime, speculation, diving, plot twists, humor

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to witness Chisa, the infamous Minecraft griefer, wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will she steal your diamonds or fill your house with chickens? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hype Thread, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous rumors and theories. From secret diamond mines to hidden treasure chests, you never know what you’ll uncover in the Hype Thread!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive Chisa’s chaos and dominate the Hype Thread!

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