Drinking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Hangover Minecraft SMP – 4 Beer Yesterday

alcohol, self-care, Minecraft, alcohol tolerance, regret

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, or organizing epic potato wars where the winner gets a lifetime supply of baked potatoes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Hangover Village, where players who drank one too many potions the night before can nurse their headaches and swap hilarious stories about their adventures in the virtual world.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the most absurdly entertaining place to be in Minecraft!

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Jeremiah was a Minecraft SMP bullfrog

Lyrics, Music, Fun, Jeremiah, amphibian

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Jeremiah the bullfrog is our unofficial mascot! He may not speak English, but he sure knows how to party. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and plenty of wine-drinking with our amphibious friend. Who knows, maybe Jeremiah will even teach you some secret froggy language skills. So hop on over and join us for a ribbiting good time!

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Tipsy Pixel Party

Party, Endocrine System, health, alcohol, satiation signal

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

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NoKidsAllowedMC

bbq, parenting, NoKidsAllowedMC, babysitter, Drinking

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BabyRage Bday Bash

letting loose, baby-friendly, unsupportive, Music, Birthday Party

Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

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Beer Me Minecraft Server

Drinking, happy hour, Beer, Hops, Relaxation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

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BrotherlyLoveCraft

BrotherlyLoveCraft, Secrets, passed away, in-depth conversation, ENGAGEMENT

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

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CraftyQueersMC

Trust, Confrontation, career, Support, living situation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunken work party dare? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your girlfriend are at a party, things are getting wild, and suddenly her gay male colleague plants one on her! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it? Join our server to experience the drama and chaos firsthand!

Just like how you confronted your girlfriend about the kiss, confront your enemies in epic battles on our server. Show them who’s boss and claim victory!

And just like how you paid for your girlfriend’s taxi home, we’ll take care of you on our server with amazing perks and rewards. You won’t want to leave…unlike your girlfriend who had to leave the party early.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a party like no other! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

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ShroomyCousinsCraft

cousins, Thc, giving shrooms, Homeless, Driving

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy stories like the one above are just a regular occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your Marine friends over video games and shared experiences? Look no further! Our community is full of adventurous souls ready to embark on psychedelic journeys together.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. With unexpected surprises around every corner, you never know what kind of trouble you might find yourself in. Just like our friend John, who found himself in a sticky situation after taking some mushrooms.

Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the AITA. So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other!

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Happy Drinking Minecraft Server

Therapy, alcohol, Expectation, mental health, time filler

Are you tired of feeling responsible and expected to do things in Minecraft? Do you just want to sit and idle without a care in the world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let the hours fly by as you drink your way to happiness. Our server is the ultimate time gap filler, allowing you to heal your virtual bones while enjoying a nice cold beverage. Who needs responsibilities when you can just relax and have a good time?

So come on over and join us for a drink (or two, or three…) and say goodbye to all your worries. Your bones will thank you for it!

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