so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!
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Green Tea Kingdom
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CarShareCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.
So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉
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PartyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!
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NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.
Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀
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NewYearKickOut Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as crashing a party uninvited? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your partner’s parents showed up uninvited to their own party!We promise a party atmosphere like no other, with plenty of surprises and drama to keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to kick out some unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers) to save the day!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as chaotic as crashing a birthday party, join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, on our server, the only rule is to expect the unexpected.
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Java Jive Cafe Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!
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DrunkCraft: GF Rage!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
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PotionPals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with inconsiderate partners who prioritize alcohol over your health? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.On our server, you’ll find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with sick family members and unreliable partners. Build friendships that will last a lifetime as you work together to conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and collect rare resources.
Forget about bronchitis and pneumonia – on our server, the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs antibiotics when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
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TipsyTeaseCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be!Join us for crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like the time I invited a girl to a house party and she ended up flirting with my friend. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama like in this story, just pure Minecraft fun!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after playing on our server!
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Tipsy Pixel Party
so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.
oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.
so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?