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  • Fluoride Fun Zone

    Fluoride Fun Zone
    hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

    we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

    join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

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  • ThirstCraft: 600K Cubans Without Water

    ThirstCraft: 600K Cubans Without Water
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, cuz we got more water than Cuba has protesters! That’s right, over 600,000 players living without drinking water in our world! But fear not, cuz we got all the water you could ever need to survive and thrive in this crazy blocky universe. So come on, join us and quench your thirst for adventure! Let’s make waves together in this watery wonderland! 🌊💧🎮

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  • ReservoirRageCraft

    ReservoirRageCraft
    so, like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own major reservoirs in the united states! but wait, there’s a twist – they’re becoming less reliable and vulnerable to extreme weather! can u handle the challenge?? come join us and see if u can survive the crazy weather and keep ur reservoirs afloat! plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried beneath the reservoirs – will u be the one to find it?? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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  • PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

    PupCraft: Stranger Danger!
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

    Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

    So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

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  • Minecraft Sweatshop Server

    Minecraft Sweatshop Server
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we make our players endure long 10-hour shifts without breaks, seating, or access to drinking water just like Amazon workers! but dont worry, we compensate with virtual snacks and unlimited diamonds in the game! be prepared to grind like never before and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. who needs breaks when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat?! join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!

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  • Pee2PurifyCraft

    Pee2PurifyCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we have spacesuits that turn pee into water like in the movie dune. imagine surviving in the desert and peeing in your suit only to drink it later. it’s like magic but with science. come play with us and experience the future of hydration. NASA is shook at our innovation. pee-pee water for the win!

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  • DesertThirstNoMore

    DesertThirstNoMore
    OMG u guys, dis server is like magic man! we turn dry air into drinking water like it’s no big deal. our adsorbent fins are like super heroes, sucking up water from da air 5 times faster than ur average server. even in da desert, we be sippin on dat fresh water in just an hour. join us and never worry about being thirsty again, cuz we got u covered with our water-making fins of awesomeness. come on, who needs a water bottle when u got us? #ThirstyNoMore #FinsOfMagic

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