u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more red wine den white wine in our virtual taverns. we got a meta-analysis study dat proves red wine is da healthiest choice in dis blocky world. forget bout dem carcinogens, we got u covered with dat good good red wine. join us for a drink and some blocky adventures. ain’t no server like dis one, we got da best wine and da craziest stories to tell. come on in and let’s get drunk on pixels together!
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Wine Not White
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TipsyCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server and let your inner drunk out to play!We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.
Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.
So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!
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BlockPartyBanned
Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.
So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!
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Tipsy Pixel Pub
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, all the blocks are made of calorie labels on alcohol. you mine a block and suddenly you’re like “whoa, i need to change my drinking habits now.” it’s like a whole new level of gaming experience, man.join this server if you want to be part of the revolution in alcohol awareness in minecraft. become a pioneer in the fight against heavy drinking in england, one block at a time. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret potion that turns all the blocks into kale smoothies.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and let’s change the world, one calorie label at a time. who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?
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Drunk in Love – Mental Health & Minecraft
so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da best place to be if u wanna find ur soulmate. i mean, if u want ur partner to drink a lot, den dis is da place for u. cuz apparently, according to sum study, if ur partner drinks too much, u gonna be happier and healthier. like, who knew, right? so come join us and find ur drunk soulmate in dis crazy minecraft world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, i tell ya.
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BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!
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TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition
so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.
and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.
so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.
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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!
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CraftyCreeperPub
Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how many virtual diamonds you can mine in a day.Our server is specifically designed for the 30+ crowd because let’s face it, we all need a little extra fun in our lives. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of seasoned players who know how to build the most epic structures while sipping on a virtual cocktail?
So grab your pickaxe and your favorite beverage (real or virtual, we won’t judge) and join us for some hilarious shenanigans and unforgettable adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCreeperPub
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.