We have a special potion in our server that will turn your character into a hilarious drunk version of themselves. Are you a mean drunk who likes to grief other players’ builds? Or maybe you’re a horny drunk who flirts with every villager you come across. Or perhaps you’re a sleepy drunk who just passes out in random places.
Join us for a wild and wacky time as you navigate through our server in a drunken stupor. Just be careful not to fall off any cliffs or get into too much trouble, because in our server, anything can happen when you’re under the influence of our special potion.
So come join us and let loose on our crazy Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drunk you’ll be!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (maybe even crazier, who knows?).
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a chicken or a command that spawns a herd of zombie llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!
Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.
So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!
join this server if you want to be part of the revolution in alcohol awareness in minecraft. become a pioneer in the fight against heavy drinking in england, one block at a time. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret potion that turns all the blocks into kale smoothies.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and let’s change the world, one calorie label at a time. who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?