drinking and driving Minecraft Servers

Drinking And Driving

  • Minecraft DUI Test Zone

    Minecraft DUI Test Zone

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    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro!

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  • BoyfriendTracker69

    BoyfriendTracker69

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

    We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NoSleepoverNoParty

    NoSleepoverNoParty

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    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

    So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

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  • AutoBrewCraft

    AutoBrewCraft

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    So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

    And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

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  • TipsyCraft: Where Drinking and Driving is Only Allowed in Minecraft!

    TipsyCraft: Where Drinking and Driving is Only Allowed in Minecraft!

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    Do you find yourself dodging drunk drivers on the regular in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no drinking and driving policy! That’s right, no more worrying about getting run over by a tipsy player in a minecart. Join us for a safer, more sober gaming experience!

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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t find any 7-year-olds running around destroying everything in sight! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about pee-covered toilets or dirty dishes taking over your virtual home.

    Join us and say goodbye to emotionally abusive boyfriends who refuse to take responsibility for their unruly children. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can demand order and control without being labeled as the bad guy. Plus, we have a strict no-blame-shifting policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual house will stay clean and livable at all times.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you can finally be in control. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual food that you don’t have to share with anyone else!

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  • NoSisSleepoversAllowed

    NoSisSleepoversAllowed

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of dysfunctional families and temple prophecies gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where the only prophecy is that you’ll have a blast!

    Join us and avoid the chaos of a sister destroying gardens and threatening to call the cops over a joke. Our server is a safe space where you can walk around in your boxers without fear of judgment (unless, of course, you want to wear diamond armor instead).

    Say goodbye to guilt-tripping house guests and hello to epic adventures with your fellow players. And don’t worry, we promise not to text your mom to keep her big nose out of our business—unless she wants to join in on the fun!

    So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a maid of honor who refuses to attend the wedding anyway? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

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  • BreakUpCraft SMP

    BreakUpCraft SMP

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    OMG, bro, like if someone says “I’m breaking up with you” on our Minecraft SMP, you gotta join us because we have the most epic drama ever! Like, one time, this dude built a giant heart out of diamond blocks for his Minecraft girlfriend and she was like “nah, I’m breaking up with you” and then she blew up the heart with TNT! It was so savage, bro! You gotta join our server to witness this kind of craziness every day, man. Plus, we have a secret underground base full of llamas wearing sunglasses, like, how cool is that?! So yeah, join us for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP experience ever, bro!

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  • RealityCraft: TV Show Edition

    RealityCraft: TV Show Edition

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    Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the last video game or TV show you watched is now your reality! Imagine living in the world of Fortnite, battling it out for victory royale in real life! Or maybe you’re stuck in the world of The Office, dealing with Michael Scott’s shenanigans on a daily basis. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than your average day-to-day life. So come join us and see just how fucked (or awesome) your new reality can be!

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  • UkraineCraft: The Return of the Nightmare

    UkraineCraft: The Return of the Nightmare

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and madness!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a pack of zombie chickens riding on creepers. But don’t worry, because you have a trusty pet dragon to help you fight them off. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant Enderman comes crashing down from the sky, ready to challenge you to a dance-off.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world? Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

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