We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.
So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!
And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!
anyways, if u join this server, u can like, build your own mansion made out of diamonds and gold blocks, ride around in a private jet, and even have your own personal butler to do all your mining for u. plus, there are like, secret treasure hunts where u can find chests filled with rare items worth millions of dollars. it’s like, the wildest minecraft experience ever, man. so come join us and become part of the richest minecraft server in the world. trust me, u won’t regret it, dude.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Events | Outbreaks, legendary pokemon spawning, and massive events every Friday |
| Shiny Pokemon | Used as pseudo currency to improve other pokemon and gain items |
| Gyms | Focused on 2 types of pokemon, many without a leader |
| Towns | Spread across the map for building, or create your own |
Join our Discord server for more fun!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Simply connect to the server IP provided |
| Are there specific rules to follow? | Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server |
| Can I trade with other players? | Yes, trading is allowed on the server |
| How do I obtain shiny Pokemon? | Shiny Pokemon can be obtained through various in-game activities |
And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?
Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
Our exclusive membership may be expensive, but trust us when we say it is worth every penny. Not only will you gain access to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be treated to weekly events such as the Great Pig Race, where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course. And let’s not forget about our legendary staff members, who are rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling flaming swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!