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EnerGuzzlerCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
FantaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F๐nt๐ for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F๐nt๐ and relax in our virtual world.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F๐nt๐ factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F๐nt๐ slogans.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F๐nt๐ could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!
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NapsterNoMore – Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. Like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with diamond swords. It’s like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and Hogwarts, but in Minecraft form.And get this, the admin is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. They have a pet dragon that guards the spawn area and breathes fire on griefers. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but without all the scurvy.
So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want a taste of the crazy, join us on this epic Minecraft journey. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
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TikTokBanCraft2020
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Well, look no further because our server is so fire, even Trump would sign an executive order to ban it (just kidding, but seriously, he might). Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a TikTok dance challenge. Who needs politics when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
ColombiaCraft: Peace Talks Gone Wrong
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a failed peace talk in colombia! we got at least 80 dead mobs and several kidnapped villagers ready to be rescued by YOU!our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with creepers instead of soldiers. join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where chaos reigns and peace talks always end in disaster.
don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join our server today and show off your skills in epic battles and daring rescues. who needs peace when you can have explosions and adventure? come join us now!
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Primordial Black Hole Planetoids
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got primordial black holes hiding in planets and everyday objects like yo momma’s old toaster! imagine mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbling upon a microscopic tunnel left behind by a tiny black hole from the early universe. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft bro! come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you in our server. who knows, you might even find a hollow planetoid to build your base on and rule the universe like a boss. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explore the mysteries of the cosmos together! -
DreamCraft
Minecraft Bedrock Realm Overview
Difficulty Playing Style Region Age Requirement Application Members Normal/Hard Similar to Hermitcraft NA 21+ Required 5 (Looking for 10-12) Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is PVP allowed? Only in a dedicated arena or with player consent Are cheats allowed? No, cheats are not allowed Is griefing/cheating/duping allowed? No, all of these are strictly prohibited Is voice chat required? No, but it is encouraged How many members are you looking for? Around 10-12 people What kind of world will be created? We will have a shopping district, nether hubs, and more big builds and events in the future How can I join? Complete the application form and join the required Discord What if I can’t be active all the time? Let us know if you’ll be inactive or won’t be playing anymore -
The Chosen Realm 1.21.1
> Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of freedom and fun!> Escape your anti-vaxxer dad and live your best life in our virtual world!
> No more being sheltered, come build your dream world with us!
> No need for a car, just hop on our server and explore endless possibilities!
> Take revenge on your sister by outbuilding her in Minecraft!
> Experience the thrill of freedom and creativity like never before!
> Build your own card place or make up place, the choice is yours!
> Don’t let anyone hold you back, join our server and let your imagination run wild!
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RehabRoverRiot
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!
Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!
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CrimeSceneCantForget – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and cows that can do backflips. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the craziest parties every night.But the real reason you need to join is because of the crime scenes. Yeah, you heard me right. There’s this one crime scene that I saw that I just can’t forget. It was like a murder mystery but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And the best part is, we get to solve the crimes ourselves! It’s like being a detective in a world made of blocks.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited cake. Who doesn’t love cake?