| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7867 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 5136 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6498 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2398 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Crops Grown: | 1500 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3637 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6369 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the Macarena. It was a place where the laws of physics were merely a suggestion and the only limit was your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary treasures, secret dungeons, and a hidden village where villagers throw the wildest parties. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7349 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Rumor has it that this character once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they pranked the admin by replacing all the diamonds with dirt blocks!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can keep up with the chaos. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7562 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9045 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2542 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 999 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3009 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Join us and leave the drama behind. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even recreate the entire universe in blocks! Our community is filled with friendly players who are here to support you and help you forget about the craziness of the real world.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those religious nutjobs in the dust and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft cave!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4450 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!
Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.
And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 459 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5138 |
| Potions Brewed: | 54 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the server. As you explore, you come across a village of friendly llamas who challenge you to a dance-off to prove your worthiness.
But wait, it gets even crazier! Deep in the mines, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of singing creepers. And if you can impress them with your dance moves, they’ll give you access to their hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5119 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 5467 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4557 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 1538 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Experience Minecraft survival like never before! We’ve taken traditional survival and added our own unique twist. Not only can you build, survive, and make friends, but you can also enter an optional interactive story mode based on our unique storyline! 
But that’s not all we have to offer:
AFK Dungeon ⚔️
While you’re AFK, let your doppelganger fight off hordes of mobs and earn rewards while doing so.
Player Jobs💼
Need help with a project? Want to offload tasks to others? You can now offer other players money, items, and more to complete tasks for you.
Multiple Currencies 💎
Earn unique currencies from your daily tasks and use them to buy rare items or upgrades in-game.
Artist Corner 🖌️
Do you like to create art? We have canvases and easels for you to create and sell art in-game. Create a masterpiece for us to feature in the spawn!
⚔️ Mob Arena 🏟️
Every 2 hours, our mob arena opens, and the community comes together to defeat waves of mobs in our 30-level arena.
🌍 Global Quests 🎯
Instead of the same individual quests you see on every server, we’ve created Global Quests, where the entire community has one goal to complete the 5-day quest. Top contributors receive top rewards.
🔥 Featured! Pyro Farming, Mining, and Fishing 🎣
These plugins provide unique, in-depth additions that give you a more interactive experience when mining, farming, or fishing.
Join us at Minelife and embark on an adventure like no other! 
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