| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 408 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9364 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 414 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9362 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).
So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1470 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7030 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8494 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Votes: | 2819 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Server IP | play.shaded.gg |
|---|---|
| Discord | Shaded Discord |
| TikTok | Shaded TikTok |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server? | You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client. |
| Are there any custom features on the server? | Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more! |
| Is PvP mandatory on the server? | No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences. |
| Can I protect my builds on the server? | Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure. |
| How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded? | You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges. |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 2962 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 6688 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 855 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4012 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
| Crops Grown: | 3049 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.
But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3484 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4461 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8732 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).
