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Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	2817
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ores Mined:	7835
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

AngloCraft, Language, nonanglos

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8267	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragon Eggs Found:	2181
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!