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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3684 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?
So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!
