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ColdCaseSolver Minecraft SMP

cold case breakthroughs, cold case database, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigations, cold case solutions, cold case squad, cold case suspects, cold case theories, cold case unit, cold case updates, cold case victims, Cold cases, ColdCaseSolver, forensic evidence, justice delayed, Minecraft, missing persons, smp, true crime, unresolved crimes, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	118
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why someone keeps griefing your base? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a real-life detective show, but with blocks! Join us if you want to solve the ultimate cold case of who stole all the diamonds from the community chest. We’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure maps, and even a llama detective agency to help crack the case. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover the truth in the most epic mystery-solving adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	612847	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Buildings Constructed:	47
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	3916
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4508	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	159

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!

F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

Adventures, Chat, Comments.., Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, F1nn, F1nn thread, F1nnCraft, forum, Interactive, internet, Media, ONLINE, Platform, Posts, smp, Social, Thread, Threads, Topic, Users

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	4377
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	219	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	223	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!