Dressedundressed Minecraft Servers

Dressedundressed Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft Moron HQ

    Minecraft Moron HQ
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 2099
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

    So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 8399
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Crops Grown: 4669 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Magic Items Found: 6360 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnimeAddictCraft

    AnimeAddictCraft
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3360
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of finishing all the anime in your “to watch” list? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an endless supply of virtual anime to keep you entertained for hours on end! From pixelated waifus to epic battles with creeper monsters, our server will transport you to a world where anime never ends and the fun never stops. Join us now and say goodbye to your real-life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!

    Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6730
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can use your MMA skills to fight off those pesky mobs! Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies and you bust out a perfect roundhouse kick to send them flying. Or maybe you prefer a flying armbar to take down a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and show off your MMA moves in the world of Minecraft. Who knew virtual combat could be so epic?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Garden: Where even creepers come out of the closet!

    The Secret Garden: Where even creepers come out of the closet!
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 3363
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name The Garden
    Edition Bedrock Edition
    Running Since 2 years
    Expansion Forsaken Odyssey by Nico the Kid

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How long has the server been running?

    The server has been running for 2 years now.

    2. Do I need to mod the game to play on this server?

    No modding is required to join the server. Just download the resource packs provided when you log in.

    3. When will the world be reset?

    The world will only be reset if a new Minecraft update requires it. Otherwise, the world will be kept running as long as possible.

    4. Are there any playtime obligations or paid packages on the server?

    There are no playtime obligations or paid packages on the server. The server expenses are covered by the owner to ensure a place for pure enjoyment.

    5. What unique features does the Forsaken Odyssey expansion offer?

    The Forsaken Odyssey expansion introduces new mobs, blocks, biomes, and items while maintaining game balance. It also includes personal addons to keep the server fresh and unique.

    6. Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is allowed for duels or consensual battles. Players can form factions and engage in PvP when agreed upon. Check the Discord for more details on rules.

    7. Are there convenience features available on the server?

    Yes, the server offers features like Homes, Warps, and TPA for easy navigation and smoother gameplay. Economy features are also available to help new players catch up.

    8. How can I join The Garden server?

    Joining is easy, simply click this Discord link, read the rules, and click the verify button in the Discord server. The IP and port will be available on Discord for easy access.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RavenCraft

    RavenCraft
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 2798
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Villages Defended: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Raven Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is like no other. We have block merging that will make your head spin, comfy UI that will make you feel like you’re on a cloud, and automatic diffusion that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to see models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content? We’ve got it all! Dive into a world of craziness and creativity like never before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to LoRa training, OP pasta, and a whole bunch of related boards that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Raven Edition and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server

    Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4870
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1127
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rolling fake trucks down hills can make you a billionaire! Join us and experience the thrill of being sued by your neighbors for flying a helicopter to your mansion. But don’t worry, even if you get sentenced to 4 years in prison, you can still manage your company and replace the board of directors from behind bars. Who needs freedom when you have virtual power and endless possibilities on our server? Join now and start living the absurdly luxurious life you never knew you needed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Babes Galore

    Pixel Babes Galore
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7994
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ores Mined: 5726
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the top 50 countries with the best looking women all in one place! Why settle for boring old blocky characters when you can have stunning pixelated beauties from around the world?

    Join our server and explore the vast lands of Brazil, known for its gorgeous women with curves in all the right places. Or head over to Sweden, where the blonde bombshells will leave you speechless. And don’t forget about Ukraine, home to some of the most stunning women you’ll ever see in pixel form.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features special events like the annual beauty pageant where players can show off their skins and compete for the title of Miss Minecraft Universe. Who will take home the crown this year?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this eye candy extravaganza!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

    Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2533
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6667 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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