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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9915 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 50 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!