Join us and escape the real world where ties cause turmoil and instead, build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Plus, we have a special tie-themed mini-game where you can battle it out with other players using ties as weapons!
Don’t let ties tear you apart, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a tie-wearing llama to be your loyal companion on your Minecraft adventures. So come on, join us and leave the tie drama behind!
Just like in real life, family pictures are a big deal on our server. Show off your unique style by dressing your twins in different outfits for the occasion. Sparkly purple dress for one twin and a green dress with flowers for the other? Absolutely! And don’t forget the pigtails and hairband to complete the look.
But beware, there may be pressure from virtual family members to dress your twins alike for the picture. Stand your ground and refuse to conform! Your twins are individuals and deserve to express themselves through their fashion choices.
Join our server today and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe one day your twins will even rebel and dress alike just for fun. But until then, embrace the uniqueness of each twin and never give in to the pressure of matching outfits.
Join us for a black tie Minecraft experience, where guests are evicted for wearing anything less than the fanciest of armor. No kids allowed, because let’s face it, they always cause trouble with their creeper explosions.
Witness the drama unfold as uncles try to sneak in extra drinks and cousins bring unknown friends into our virtual world. And don’t even think about wearing a cocktail dress or sequins, because you will be promptly kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword.”
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only good times are allowed. Who needs real life when you can have this level of entertainment in the blocky world?
Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, where divorced dads and their daughters can bond over questionable fashion choices. Who needs a clear dress code when you can wear whatever the heck you want?
Don’t be an asshole, join our server and let the wedding shenanigans begin!
We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!
Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.
Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a family wedding! Who needs a dress code when you can rock your toddler’s farm-themed outfit with pride? 🐄👶
Don’t worry about ruining anyone’s big day here – we’re all about having fun and embracing the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🤪💥
Disclaimer: No actual toddlers were harmed in the making of this server description. Join at your own risk! 😉🚀
also, we have this thing where if you find a rare diamond, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. it’s like, the best thing ever, dude. you gotta try it.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, bro. we dance to minecraft music and eat virtual cake. it’s like, a party you don’t wanna miss.
so, like, come join our server, man. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, the admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. you gotta see it to believe it.
And get this, we’re gonna have guild rankings! Like, who doesn’t want to be part of a guild and show off their skills? I already called dibs on being in Lucy’s guild, so you better hurry up and join before all the spots are taken.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s dominate the Minecraft world together! Lucy’s waiting for you to join her ranks, so don’t keep her waiting! Let’s do this!
Our server is perfect for those who value cleanliness and order, unlike some boyfriends who can’t seem to clean up after themselves. On our server, you won’t have to worry about someone using your towels without washing them or leaving dishes to pile up for weeks on end.
Join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Our virtual world is a sanctuary for those who appreciate a tidy space and respect other people’s belongings. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to cleaning up – because let’s face it, nobody wants to deal with a messy Minecraft world!
So come on over and join us for a clean, organized, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than trying to get your boyfriend to do the dishes!
join us and experience the thrill of having a pig kidney that has undergone 69 gene edits to reduce rejection by ur body. u’ll be cutting creatine levels like nobody’s business and feeling healthier than ever before.
so come on, join our server and let those gene-edited pig kidneys work their magic on u. who needs dialysis when u can have a pig kidney doing all the heavy lifting for u? it’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it!
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| IP | dnmc.net |
| Port | 19132 |
| Version | Bedrock |
| Features | |
|---|---|
| Classic Prison | Non-OP, grind-based progression system |
| PvP Events | Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards |
| Non-P2W | Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators |
| Cosmetics | 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes |
| Activities & Progression | |
|---|---|
| Cells | Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage |
| Quests | NPCs help players progress faster |
| Commissary | Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops |
| Fishing | Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward |
| Guards | Coming soon to add another layer of challenge |
| Connect with Us | |
|---|---|
| Website | https://dnmc.net |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB |
| Cinematic Trailer | https://youtube.com/shorts/JkXOQL9obMI?si=0mjpm0Hx8Yyp4wj_ |
OG Classic Prison experience with a mix of old-school features and modern gameplay. Ideal for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with fresh updates.
To join the server, simply enter the IP “dnmc.net” and Port “19132” in your Minecraft Bedrock edition.
No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Yes, you can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Yes, you can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
You can join the server’s Discord community for discussions, announcements, and more. Visit https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB for the Discord server.
