Join us and experience the thrill of scheduling conflicting events, muting each other in-game, and spreading rumors behind each other’s backs. It’s like high school drama, but with creepers and zombies!
But wait, there’s more! Our platform is so profit-driven that even the algorithms are biased towards the popular players. It’s like a virtual Hunger Games, where only the strong survive and the smaller streamers struggle to gain recognition.
So if you’re looking for a server with more backbiting, jealousy, and favoritism than you can handle, join us now! It’s a toxic environment that will make you feel right at home.
Join our server and you’ll have dreams so insane, you’ll never want to wake up! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to control time and space with just a snap of your fingers. So say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to a world where anything is possible!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, out of nowhere, the beautiful woman from your dream appears and starts helping you mine! She’s like a Minecraft goddess, guiding you to the richest ores and fighting off creepers with her magical powers. And guess what? She’s only available on our server!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you valuable loot, and a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new dream woman!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come join us today and let the adventure begin!
Lok’s Minecraft Survival is a complete vanilla server with no fancy add-ons, truly based on anarchy with minimal restrictions. The ownership system is centralized to prevent admin abuse. This server encourages skilled PvP and does not accommodate scripters.
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| Season | Season 2 |
|---|---|
| Focus | Role-playing |
| Cross-play | Java and Bedrock |
| Events | Weekly PVE Events |
| Generation | Altered default generation |
| Staff | Great staff for each region |
| Plugins | Minimal interference with gameplay |
The server is focused mainly on role-playing, where players can create their own character lore and participate in an overarching storyline.
Yes, the server is Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.
The server hosts weekly PVE events where players can obtain special items and delve into the Storytime’s secret past through fun boss battles and events.
Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP contains alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, including new structures, biomes, and worlds.
To join the server, visit the website and get redirected to the discord server. Be sure to read the rules before playing.
The server tried to maintain a vanilla feeling by limiting plugins that interfere with gameplay. The only plugin that may limit gameplay is Grief Prevention to protect players’ items and homes.
But wait, there’s more! Participate in our “All New Program” event to receive encrypted master tapes, or join the “Camellia Golden Week” festivities for a wild time. And don’t miss out on the “Immersive Tactical Drill” – it’s sure to be a blast!
Coming soon in version 1.1, get ready for “Scene One, Take One!” – it’s going to be epic. Plus, don’t forget to redeem our exclusive in-game codes for some sweet rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world of Minecraft madness and let the fun begin! Join now and experience the craziest SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting tired of the same old food in Minecraft because we have a special plugin that turns all food into bacon! That’s right, bacon everything! Bacon apples, bacon carrots, bacon cake – you name it, we’ve got it!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon King, a mythical creature who roams the land spreading joy and bacon to all who cross his path. Rumor has it that if you can find and defeat the Bacon King, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited bacon for life!
So come join us on our bacon-filled adventure and never worry about getting tired of the same old food in Minecraft again!